Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Meet the mysterious Katrinka

This very poised pussycat is a Blue Lynx Mitted Ragdoll. Isn't she beautiful? We don't know very much about Katrinka right now...but I'll be sure to tell you more about her as soon as I hear from her owner.

I think Katrinka avoids publicity, but seeing as how she's been selected as a Yarnmarket Fabulous Feline, she might be coerced into telling us a little bit more about herself.

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Jim said...

My friend Barnabas wrote the above comment. I am here to report he is dead. Dead. He died about 24 hours after sending his comment to this page. He did not die a pleasant death. But the police and the coroner have alrady written it off as a very strange accidental death.

I have moved out of state. I will never return home to the town where Barnabas and I was living because my life is too valuable.

I have learned a lesson with this. The lesson is stay clear of Katrinka. Do not talk about her, do not theorize about her. Do not write about her.

Jim.

Anonymous said...

By way of introduction, I am retired from diplomatic service with the US government. I seved much of my term in the diplomatic corps overseas in Asia.

Have you ever heard of Room 39 in North Korea? Room 39, and nobody knows exactly where it is located, is the name for a small tightly-run government/military unit that administers and holds a large slush fund for North Korean leader Kim Il Jong; it is his hoard of private wealth.

Katrinka created this fund and Room 39 for the North Korean rulers in 1969. It is said that she is given 20% of its proceeds each year.

I could tell you a lot more abuot Katrinka and Room 39, but then I would be killed and that would not be desirable. So, I will end my tale here.

Andrea K.

a retired papal librarian said...

Have you heard of Pope Joan, aka Pope John VII, who was pope for several years during the Middle Ages? Pope John VIII, of English extraction, is said to have arrived at Popedom by evil. He was eventually accidentally (by giving birth to a baby on the streets during a papal parade) and was thus exposed as a female, wand was immediately deposed.

Pope Joan, was, of course, Katrinka; she apparently grew bored and mischevious at some point in the Middle Ages, and, even though she had the power to create or destroy not only entire planets but entire universes with a flick of her paw/hand, she decided to become pope. She did, at first reigning as Pope John VII. She was later renamed Pope Joan.

There is more that I could tell you, but if I did I would perpetually fear for my life. For Katrinka is intolerant and merciless. She brooks no betrayal, no loose lips.

Anonymous said...

I visit this website many times per day, hoping to learn new revelations about Katrinka and her affairs.

Of the above tale, relating to one Pope John VII who turned out to be Pope Joan, I can tell you firsthand that it is true for I have been for many years deceased, but while alive I was a priest-scholar and was highly preferred in the Church of Rome. In my position I was privy to many things. One was the secret of Pope Joan.

in praise of the Lord,
By a LOVER of TRUTH, Denying Human Infallibility.

Anonymous said...

Did you see in the news today that the FBI arrested 10 deep undercover agents resident in the USA who were, they claim, planted by Russia to try to spy on and influence American government policy?

According to the news reports, the agents were all sent reminders recently from their handlers in Moscow, reportedly saying the following:

"You were sent to USA for long-term service trip. "Your education, bank accounts, car, house etc. — all these serve one goal: fulfill your main mission, i.e. to search and develop ties in policymaking circles in US and send intels."

The reality is that those people were indeed deep plant undercover agents, but they did not work for Russia. Rather, they were planted by Katrinka, and they are ten of over 8,000 such agents that she has in place on the upper and mid East Coast of the USA alone.

The FBI and CIA are well aware of this, and of the fact that the agents that they arrested are actually agents of Katrinka, but they can hardly go public and make such statements. Rather, they used the convenient fiction that these persons were Russian agents.

an unnamed official in Washington

Anonymous said...

Did you see in the news that Sergio "El Shaka" Vega, a Mexican musician who was famous for his songs about drug barons, was murdered Saturday night while driving his red Cadillac to a concert in Sinaloa state in northwest Mexico?

Although the press tries to say that drug cartels killed him, the reality is that this was an assassination performed by Katrinka, apparently to settle an old score.

Is any of ths any surprise?

Anonymous said...

I give my first name only here. You may call me Angela. It is really a nickname, but the closest I should come to reveal the correct name for secrecy is important in this matter. I work for the United Nations, called the UN, in New York City, one of tens of thousands of employees in this major complex.

Our UN nuclear watchdog commission IAEA said on Thursday that its top nuclear investigator Olli Heinonen had given an unexpected abrupt resignation from his duties. They said it was for "personal reasons".

I know better than that. I worked for IAEA until six months ago when I transferred to another division in UN, UNESCO, where I am today. The real reason that Olli resigned is that he was forced to resign by Katrinka and her subordinates. They rule the world and they rule the UN. They were having problems with Ollie because he and some of his team members were "chomping at the bit" and threatening to violate direct orders from Katrinka and her henchmen to continue to ignore massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons that Katrinka and her Armies have amassed across the world, including on many Pacific islands, and in eastern Canada, and in southern New Jersey USA and West Virginia USA.

Ollie had been threatening to go to the press about this. So he had to go. He was told by Katrinka's underlings to resign or die immediately.

Angela
UN HQ

Simeon said...

I have just returned from Rome where I was unable to obtain a personal meeting with the Pope despite the documentation I provided his secretary. This documentation PROVES that Pope Joan was Katrinka. She bore not one baby, but six kittens which were thought to have been immediately destroyed by the Vatican guards.

It turned out that two Vatican guards took pity on the kittens and took them home where they were nursed by household cats the guard's families kept to keep their households free from rodents.

Those two kittens were responsible for many generations of Katrinka's bloodline which continues today. This is why the area at the corner of via Argentina and Emmauel Vittorio remains a cat sanctuary. No one dares remove the cats that are believed to be the direct descendants of Katrinka.

Although I was not able to speak with the Pope to warn him of impending danger and how Katrinka is behind attacks on the Holy See, I did visit the "cat sanctuary" and spoke with people there. They, of course, denied any knowledge of Katrinka.

When questioned, they were unable to explain recent excavations in the area. But from contacts tell me there are those who believe that Katrinka buried the Holy Ark beneath the Forum where Julius Caesar was murdered.

(Ancient Roman tradition claims that Cleopatra was actually Katrinka, and there are those who believe that descendants of the children of Julius Caesar and Katrinka are now leaders in the Illuminati.)

I visited St. Agnes in Piazza Navona where, I swear upon my mother's grave, I saw the most beautiful cat in the world sitting on a plinth where once there was a statue of St. Sophia.

I am home now, and safe. I did my best to warn the Pope of impending danger. His staff were not interested in my efforts. They were distracted by an issue in Belgium.

Is there anyone who does not believe Katrinka is behind this distraction?

I remain yours in Christ,
Simeon

Anonymous said...

Remember the wealthy adventurer/aviator Steve Fossett, who supposedly disappeared while flying a borrowed plane in September 2007 and whose crashed plane was supposedly found on a mountainside in late 2008, about 13 months later?

Fossett is not dead. Katrinka and her minions helped him to disappear. arranging a fake crash site, and arranging for his undercover transport out of the US, his subsquent plastic surgery, and also arranging his new identity; he currently lives in Hungary under an assumed name.

Fossett and Katrinka reportedly have a long history, having apparently first met in 1972. Reportedly Fossett paid Katrinka 6 million dollars to orchestrate and execute the disappearance stunt.

Simone

WARNING!!!!! said...

Simone - RU fn NUTS??? u CAN'T EXPECT TO PUT A NOTE LIKE THIS UP AND LIVE !!!!

B CAREFULL OR U WILL END UP LIKE LOONYBIRD.

--SKYDOME

Anonymous said...

For as long as space exists, and for as long as living beings endure, I shall remain in the plane of existence to worship the Divine Goddess Katrinka, She Who Is.

one humble devotee

Anonymous said...

My husband just confessed to me that he's been having a three-year affair with Katrinka, and he plans to leave me for that...that...beast! He said that all the other women were decoys and that his heart and soul belong only to Katrinka. He refers to her as "His goddess" and "His Soul Mate." I haven't heard such drivel since John Edwards went nuts. Washington does that to a guy.

My soon-to-be-ex says that Katrinka knows all and that she has the power to control the universe. I'm absolutely sick over this. I've put up with that blubbery piece of crap for decades and now he makes this announcement!

When I find that Katrinka I'm going at her with all claws. Don't say I didn't warn everyone.

You can call me "Tipper"

Anonymous said...

My wife of 16 years just confessed to me that she's been having a 15-month affair with Katrinka, and that she plans to leave me for that... that... ...hussy! She said that all the other men and women with whom she'd had affairs were decoys and that her heart and soul now belong only to Katrinka. Se refers to Katrinka as her "Goddess" and "my soul mate." gag me!

I haven't heard such drivel since John Edwards went nuts, and before him, that loony governor of South Carolina.

My soon-to-be-ex-wife says that Katrinka knows all and that she has the power to control the universe. I'm absolutely sick over this. I've put up with that her crap for over 15 years and now she makes this announcement that she is leaving me!

When I find that Katrinka I'm going at her with all claws. Don't say I didn't warn everyone.

Lost and Angry

W. Allen said...

My psychiatrist just told me he's closing his practice because he's been having an affair with Katrinka and he plans to run away with her to Buenes Aires. I can't believe he's giving up everything he's achieved for that...that...sociopath! He said that all that he'd been treating her for depression after the death of Michael Hutchence (she claims he wrote "Suicide Blonde" about her). He says that his heart and soul now belong only to Katrinka. He refers to Katrinka as his "Goddess" and "soul mate." I haven't heard such drivel since Mel Gibson left his wife for Oksana.

My soon-to-be-ex-psychiatrist says that Katrinka knows all and that she has the power to control the universe. I'm absolutely sick over this. I've invested 44 years with this psychiatrist -- and I'm almost cured -- and now he makes this announcement that he's leaving!

When I find that Katrinka I'm going at her with all claws. Don't say I didn't warn everyone.

W. Allen
New York City

Secret Message for Mind-Reaper 7 said...

URGENT MESSAGE FOR MIND-REAPER 7:

Proceed with Plan B. Do not attempt to contact Gooneybird 2. GB2 has been eliminated and will be replaced by PeaChick 5. The sheep bleat at midnight.

Bring the Elixir of Life and the Red Mercury but leave the plutonium for Gold Digger. She will know what to do.

Do not respond to this message unless you are in imminent danger.

She who is will always be.

Anonymous said...

Mind-Reaper 7...ignore the message above. Bring the Elixir, Red Mercury and Plutonium.

Here are today's settings...Chicken of the Sea is dolphin safe tuna. Brylcream, a little dab'll do ya. You can trust your car to the man who wears the star. You can always tell a Halo girl. You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. Open wide for Chunky. Does she or doesn't she? Aren't you glad you use Dial? I know you have a headache but don't take it out on them. I'd walk a mile for a Camel.

Update from TGWN said...

Ignore previous message.

New settings are: Mabel, Black Label. Wouldn't a Dow go good now? Cans or draft or bottles. It's our favourite brew. We'll drink Carling Red Cap. We are drinkers true.

The soft touch...Royale.

Dawn in Caledon said...

I understand Katrinka drew up plans for a cap that successfully stopped
the oil spill.
She's not ALL bad.

Chip in Rome said...

Yesterday I was walking along Via Argentina, right near the Torre Argentina cat sanctuary when I saw the most beautiful cat dart across the street, dodging the cars and Vespas and it dashed toward the Pantheon. Curious, I began to follow the cat. I could tell it was a female...I don't know how. Somehow I just knew. She ran past the shop with the priests robes in the window, then turned and headed toward Piazza Navona. Though she was fast, I was able to keep up. We hurried through the small, crowded streets until we ended up in Piazza Navona. Without even acknowledging the tourists and street artists there, she rushed across the piazza and into St. Agnes of the Agonies. Exhausted by the heat, and almost unable to catch my breath, I too entered the church. Just as I entered, I saw a door at the back of the Church, near the altar, close. I knew she had eluded me.

As I went to sit down at one of the pews to rest -- because I was afraid I was going to collapse -- a priest approached me and asked me to come with him. Behind him were two men who I suspected were Swiss guards from the Vatican. They had that look. Stern. Unmovable. Intensely directed.

I don't know why, but I panicked and ran out of the church into the crowds on the piazza. I could hear them coming after me, calling for me to stop. But I kept running.

Then everything went silent and black.

When I awoke in my hotel room this morning with an unbearable headache and bruises on my shoulders and shins, I felt intense pain in my back between my shoulder blades. When I felt the area, I could tell there was something in there. Something hard. I turned and looked in the mirror and saw what appears to be a small incision about 1/2" long.

I suspected it was an electronic device of some sort. I panicked, checked out of the hotel and am now hiding. I won't say where. I have wrapped the upper part of my body with tin foil in the hope of preventing any radio signal from being emitted or received from whatever is in me.

I am now looking for a trustworthy doctor who can remove the device. I cannot travel by airplane but will take a train wherever I must. Switzerland. Austria. France. But I can get to Germany, if necessary.

If anyone knows a doctor who can remove this "chip" without alerting the authorities, please leave me a message on this blog.

I am no fool. I have heard about Katrinka. I saw that cat. I know I am in danger. Please help me.

Anonymous said...

Fr. Carlos,

Saw the photos. Call me.

K

Randy said...

This is a test post to see if this board/forum is still alive. Thanks.

Randy

Anonymous said...

who is john galt?

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