Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Meet the mysterious Katrinka

This very poised pussycat is a Blue Lynx Mitted Ragdoll. Isn't she beautiful? We don't know very much about Katrinka right now...but I'll be sure to tell you more about her as soon as I hear from her owner.

I think Katrinka avoids publicity, but seeing as how she's been selected as a Yarnmarket Fabulous Feline, she might be coerced into telling us a little bit more about herself.

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Moose said...

I am worried that at some point in my life (that I'd rather not get into) I might have been hypnotized by Katrinka and forced to commit assassinations. Can you tell me how I could find out if I killed a Soviet double-agent named Yuri Gregorovic (also called Волк) in Prague in 1968 directly in front of the Astronomical Clock using Po 210 powder that I might have slipped into his Krusovice Kralovsky Pivovar beer? I'd really like to find out about that...because if I did that, I think I also might be responsible for something very, very bad that happened in Budapest at the Hilton Hotel in the Castle district...down in the basement where they found the ruins of the old monastery. Only Zsa Zsa Gabor and I have any knowledge of what occurred. Please let me know how I might find that out.

Many thanks,
"Moose"
Nunavut
Canada

Ernie Cappelacci said...

Jason, if you receive a note from a certain M. Hashimoto in Tokyo do not respond to his letter. I did. I thought I was getting a nude photo of Katrinka. I paid him 300,000 Euros (he would not accept American currency). All I got was a photo of a Sphinx cat with Katrinka's head Photoshopped onto it. Don't be fooled like I was.

Ernie Cappelacci
Milan, IT

Marshall M. Murreasi, Lecturer said...

Just one or two more pieces of information about the mysterious and elusive immortal Katrinka; some grist for the mill, so to speak:

It is quite widely known in occult and mystical circles that Katrinka was and is the founder and head of the bizarre esoteric mystery school in Peru near Lake Titicaca called the Monsatery of the Seven Suns. The school/monastery has been in existence for at least 540 years, and it is said that Gene Savoy -- the swashbuckling eccentric mystic, sungazer, leader of several esoteric churches headquartered in Nevada, and explorer -- who, incidentally, was the real-life explorer upon whom the Indiana Jones character was based -- trained at the School in the 1950s and 1960s.

It is also widely known in certain occult and spiritual circles that the exotic immortal shapeshifter (and semi-retired exotic ultra-spy and uber-assassin) Katrinka also founded the esoteric and mysterious Ming-Tang Academy in a remote section of the Caucasus Mountains in Russia in the year 1312, and that she continues to be the head of that strange academy.

Marshall M. Murreasi
Guest Lecturer, Theology and Occultism
Oxford College and Laurentian University

Anonymous said...

So now we know, don't we? The connections are clear. Essenes...assassinations...world domination. Katrinka is the leader of the Illuminati that was written about in Richard Leigh’s and Michael Baigent’s 1982 expose, "Holy Blood, Holy Grail."

I was first told about this by the woman who called herself Sophia at the Thunder, Perfect Mind Institute in Roslin, Midlothian, Scotland.

I will say no more. I fear the Merovingians.

Anonymous said...

Messr. Marshall Murreasi, the professor/lecturer, made one minor error in his reportage above. He recounted the name of the mystery school and monastery in Peru as "Monastery of the Seven Suns".

While the monastery has occasionally been called by that misnomer at times over the years by outsiders, the real name for the monastery/myster school is Monastery of the Seven Rays.

with sincere abandon, I remain,
Pierre Francois Pierrault, Paris, France
on 18 month sabbatical from academic position at the Louvre.

Anonymous said...

I sent 40,000 Euros for a nude photo of Katrinka and all I got was a picture of a Sphinx cat with Katrinka's head photo-shopped onto it. If I find that guy, I'm gonna pop him a hollow-point.

Angry in Ankara

Erik Danke, former agent of Interpol, Brussels Office said...

From the UK's Times Online:

"The killing of an Iranian nuclear scientist on his own doorstep sounds like an incident straight out of a juicy spy novel. Or so the Iranian authorities would have us believe. The truth behind the murder of Masoud Ali-Mohammadi may remain shrouded in mystery."

We all know that before he died, he heard the sound of padded paws on the pavement.

Anonymous said...

Ive just been informed that there's going to be a Congressional Hearing into the Subversive Activities of Shape-Shifting, Time-Traveling Felines. My friend at the Capitol said that they're going to subpeona Katrinka. The news networks are going wild because CSPAN is demanding exclusivity on the hearings. I've been told that the hearings are going to bring together members from some of the top intelligence agencies as well as suspected counter-spies and uber-assassins. Some of the politicians are sending their families home because they don't want them to be anywhere in DC during the hearings. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

Robin R. said...

To the commenter above who wrote:

"Ive just been informed that there's going to be a Congressional Hearing into the Subversive Activities of Shape-Shifting, Time-Traveling Felines. My friend at the Capitol said that they're going to subpeona Katrinka. The news networks are going wild because CSPAN is demanding exclusivity on the hearings. I've been told that the hearings are going to bring together members from some of the top intelligence agencies as well as suspected counter-spies and uber-assassins. Some of the politicians are sending their families home because they don't want them to be anywhere in DC during the hearings. Can anyone confirm or deny this?"

As a retired member of the intelligence community, here is my sense of what will happen in very short order, as follows:

-- The Congressional committe(s) will entiely drop their enquiries.

-- The entire matter will disappear from the media.

-- Almost all records of the media brouhaha will have disappeared from the Internet within two months time.

-- If you approach anyone, whether it be a common "man in the street" or even a seasoned news reporter, in six months time and ask them about the brief flurry of reportage about the matter that occurrred six months earlier, they will give you a perplexed look and tell you that they have no idea what you are talking about, advising you that they never heard of any such matter.

-- more strangely, many of the core members of the Congressional or other committes that had set out to investigate the matter will die of "natural causes" over the next 12 months.

Does this give you some idea of what to expect?

Robin Lafleur Refurrer
Hilton Head Island

Robin R. said...

By the way, a brief postscript to my note above:

I am not only a retired memberof the intelligence comunity after having spent thirty years moving in that world, but one of my hobbies during that period was following from afar the exploits of the one that you now call Katrinka. She is like Teflon, nothing ever sticks. Nothing. Ever.

Robin Lafleur Refurrer
Hilton Head Island

Cassandra said...

I keep telling you people!!! It's a conspiracy by the Iluminati! They're using the US Air Force to create chemtrails of toxic agents that are dumbing down America. Just look at how the average IQ has dropped. If you don't believe me, just ask a 17-year old to recite the 12 times tables. These kids are stupid, stupid, stupid! And they've been made stupid by the government so they can be more easily controlled. They're happy to sit Tweeting and IMing and having virtual lives while all hell is breaking loose around them. Dennis Kucinich knows about the chemtrails and he's tried to stop them!

If you don't listen to me, you'd better not complain when Katrinka and her ilk are in charge of EVERYTHING!!!

I'm lucky. I've got a "safe place" with enough food and guns to last for years. I've got gold, too. Lots of it. G. Gordon Liddy knows what he's talking about.

I urge everyone to buy gold, buy non-perishable food, buy guns and get ready to hide.

WHO IS JOHN GALT???

Beware...beware of Katrinka!

Jenna KW said...

katrinka? It's me, Jenna. Please help.

I am stuck in Zaire on a job, and the only Internet access I can find is a public kiosk at the private post office and its very slow.

So, this is the only website I can find on Google that seems to know about you, so I am assuming that this is one of your websites.

Katrinka, if this is one of your websites, I need 8 grams of red mercury real bad here for my current job, if you know what I mean.

I am staying under the name Jennifer W. Brutta, c/o Wild Hyacinth Safari Club Hotel, Lake Kivu, Congo, Room 23.

I will be here for six days, same room, same hotel.

Please, Katrinka, imediately send 8 grams of red mercury to me immediately via Fedex Next Day.

I will pay you your normal rate of $400,00 USD per gram plus up to $16,000 USD for Fedex International shipping charges.

I have already deposited to your CC3B Grand Cayman account $1.4 million USD as measure of faith, funds cleared effective one hour ago.

Will initiate wire transfer for balance when red mercury arrives.

For Customs and the Fedex busybodies, please mark package contents as Doctor Katrinka's Red Antimony Powder for Stomach Troubles, an over-the-counter remedy, with declared value of $14 USD.

Put it in some kind of cheap tin, and no one will know the difference.

Please hurry!

Thank you,

Jenna K W
from Stockholm

Jenna KW said...

Hey Katrinka, this is my second note to you today.

I sure hope this is your website.

Anyway, why I'm writing again.

I just wanna remind you, when you pack the red mercury, be sure to remember to wrap it in 5-6 layers of wax paper, then tape it shut with paper masking tape, then put the little wax paper package in the center of a tin filled with rock salt or Celtic salt, and seal the tin.

Then label the tin to say it contains the stomach powder.

Girl, we do not wanna have a repeat of the last time you did not wrap the red mercury right and it caused the privae jet to blow up in mid-air over Switzerland in 1989.

That was kind of embarrassing for both of us, girl.

So remember the layers of wax paper, the paper masking tape and the rock salt and it all goes inside a tin.

Bye for now.

Love you!

Jenna K W
from Stockholm

Anonymous said...

Man, the crap that goes down when you lest expect it in this world! I have no desire to share my name, but I was one of the first posters in this commment thread. I posted a total of two or three anonymous commments on page 1, a few weeks ago. I was a bit paranoid about it all, and so, in addition to posting aonnymously, I posted through a proxy server (K-Tunnel) just to be sure that nothing could be traced bck to me.

Well, so I thought. . . Jeez. . .!

All was fine until about 4 PM this afternoon. There was a knock on my door, and when I went to the door, I noticed two black cars, government-issue, parked in my driveway. It was four agents from the FBI. They flashed their ID and asked if they could come and talk with me.

They told me that it had taken them two days to trace the posts back to me through the proxy servers and the anonymizing feature of the Atom comment service at the Katrinka page on the knitting blog.

They said that my comments had come to their attention because it seemed that I might have "inside" information on Katrinka's involvement with the Monastery of the Seven Rays in Peru. They wanted to know if Katrinka or the monastery, or both, were somehow involved in the underground black market trade of highly radioactive yarn from the mountain regions of Nepal -- this was all news to me, but apparently this majorly radioactive yarn commands big dollars, and can be used to "knit" all sorts of high-yield but very compact ballotechnic weaponry. Who would have known?

Anyway, I reassured them that I really knew nothing about any of those things, but I speculated that there was a pretty good chance that Katrinka might just be involved in that trade, seeing as how she seems to have had a paw in almost every nefarious or illicit thing that has happened on this planet over the past thousand years or longer.

They stayed for about 20 minutes, then we finished our interview and they left. I had, until that moment, not even been totally 100 percent sure that Katrinka REALLY existed, although I had always wanted to believe that she did exist. But I guess this confirms it. Sheesh!

Concerned Citizen said...

My next-door neighbor is a retired director of the National Security Agency (NSA). He told me some things in great confidence that are highly-clasified government intelligence secrets.

He told me that the movie District 9 is really a cautionary "clandestine veiled predictive omen" about the plans that Katrinka, along with her servant organizations the Bavarian Illuminati and the New World Order, along with her underlings at the six thousand year-old Monastery of the Seven Rays, have for the human race, where they plan to enslave all humans and force them to live under horrible conditions in ghettoized slums similar to those depicted in District 9.

They will also harvest humans (which they call "assets") for human body parts and internal organs for use in their bizarre experiments, and they will continue to harvest (just as they do today on a much more limited and secretive scale) human children for food. You see, apparently some of the alien grays and reptoid reptilian shapeshifters who work as administrators and agents for the New World Order can apparently only eat human children for sustenance.

He says that most of the human slaves kept in servitude in the ghetto slumtowns will be forced to work in factories under ungodly conditions where they will produce a type of yarn called "Radioactive Green Mercury Type III yarn", which is apparently in great demand in many parts of the civilized universe. He tells me black market vendors from some alien races will pay up to one hundred million dollars for just one skein of Radioactive Green Marcury Type III yarn.

Concerned Citizen Vigilante in St. George Utah

Deborah Knight said...
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R. Latintiere said...

Doant laugh about red mercury. I am a government contractor for US concerns here in Saudi Arabia. It is well-known among even the commoan people in this country that red mercury is very valuable. It is used in making nukular weapons, sure, but what is more inportent is this:

Just a very tiny amount of red mercury, if heald in the hand or pressed to the foreahead, will grant the user incredible powers of divinitation. You will be able to see the future including Lottary numbers, and will be able to to fnd buried hidden treasure with great ease.

People here even commoan people are very aware of this uses for red mercury. Consiquentily there is a great demand here for old Singer sewing machines and for old Firestone spark plugs becauise these contain tiny amounts of red mercury.
Rod Latintiere Contractor

Deborah Knight said...

Note to Yarnmarket Shoppers: Thank you for your recent letters regarding Radioactive Green Mercury Type III yarn. I am sorry to inform you that we will not be carrying it at Yarnmarket. We found that the Green Mercury Type II yarn did not sell very well because our knitters thought the color did not flatter any complexion known on Earth. Shipping beyond this planet proved to be an insurmountable problem (the Chinese backed out of the cargo deal with their rockets) so we plan to sell off our remaining inventory on BargainYARNS at a 20% discount. Please note that these skeins come in a container marked, "Radioactive Materials" to ensure the safety of our shoppers and Marlon, our UPS guy. The yarn is a nice worsted weight, perfect for sweaters, and comes in skeins of 110 yards (10 kilos). Again, the yarn is available in a light, slightly variegated green. Hand-wash, lay flat to dry ONLY and we strongly caution against dry cleaning.

We appreciate your letters to YarnMartian World Headquarters and are sorry to have to inform you that you will have to visit one of our competitors for Radioactive Green Type III yarn.

Sincerely,
Deborah Knight
Yarmarket, LLC

Deborah Knight said...

Cher M. Latintiere,

Avez vous de mercure rouge? Si vous avez de mercure rouge, telephoner Yarnmarket S.V.P. Nous voyons acheter pour le grand magasin des fils.

A bientot,
Deborah

Anonymous said...

I can testify that what this 'Rod Latintiere Contractor' dude says is true. I met Katrinka in 1945 at the Monastery of the Seven Rays, and within a week, we became lovers. From that moment on, I would do anything for Katrinka and indeed I did some pretty unsavory things over the years for her at her request.

Katrink and I are still involved. I see her about thre etimes per year, I guess. I am still doing okay today, except I look and feel lot older than I did in 1945 (I do not look too old, for she gave me four drops of of her alchemical Elixir of Immortality in 1989, and she says that doubled my life span), while Katrinka looks even younger and even more radiant, both in her cat form and in her human form, and also in two other shapeshifted forms that I am not allowed to discuss under pain of death.

I helped to set up the detention camps for Americans, including the massive converted-railcar detention facility outside Denver International Airport on a plateau in Colorado. The DIA railcar detention facility can hold over 3 million enslaved Americans. The secret government/Illuminati tunnels under DIA can hold six million more.

I did not really want to do any of these things, as they are against my values, but I did them for Katrinka, and, truth be known, I would do them again in a split second for her.

Why did I do these things for Katrinka? Because she is the most beautiful, haunting, exotic female in the universe. And because I love her.

no name
asbury park nj

R. Latintiere said...

Yo, Deborah, you wrote some stuff to me in some French lingo. It was:

Cher M. Latintiere,

Avez vous de mercure rouge? Si vous avez de mercure rouge, telephoner Yarnmarket S.V.P. Nous voyons acheter pour le grand magasin des fils.

A bientot,
Deborah
-

Debbie, I do not speak French, so you got me there! My last name might sound French to some, but I grew up in Atlanta, and I do not speak any French. But I found a chick in my hotel here in Riyad, she is a hottie US subcontractor that was born in France and she now live in New York when she is not doing this contract gig here in Saudi Arabia. Anyway, she translated your note for me.

She says you are looking for a source of red mercury and you were hoping I could help you.

I do not have red mercury, and I never had any. I would not get within 500 feet of the stuff, myself, because of what I have heard of it.

If you really want red mercury, or some of that radioactive green mercury thread (yarn?) that these people are always talking about, I suggest that you contact Katrinka. She seems to have a major grip on all that kind of stuff.

Good luck, and don't mention my name to the feds if you get caught trying to buy red mercury or the green mercury radioactive thread, because I was just sayin', you know?

Rod Latintiere Contractor

Deborah Knight said...

Merci, M. Latintiere. Je vais chercher la chatte.

Deborah

Anonymous said...

Thi sis an interestng webpage, it it really hits only the bare surface of Katrinka's activities on this planet.

As an ex-law enforcement officer at a very high level, I have long been aware of Katrinka's crimes and her arrogant attitude toward humanity.

I also had a very hard time reconciling the tales of her horrible deeds with the tales of her humanitarina/felinatarian activities and other compassionate and loving gestures toward the world and the cats and people in it.

Finally, in prayer early one morning just after my retirement, I beseeched God to explain to me why Katrinka could be allowed to get away with such heinous crimes across the centuries, and I also asked how it could be that she seemd to be such a bizarre combination of good and evil.

Within thirty seconds, an angel appeared in front of me, and explained to me very gently, while speaking very slowly, as if she were speaking to a very small and very stupid child, that God had no say in the matter, and no opinion at all in the matter, because Katrinka, also known as She Who Is since time immmemorial, had created God and had also created all of creation, and that God is, and was, humbled before Her.

And then, as the angel disappeared in a mist of white light (with mauve and violet overtones), Katrinka briefly appeared in the exact place in my living room where the angel had stood. Katrinka said nothing; she merely stood there staring at me with an incredibly peaceful look, much like that seen in the photograph of Her (in cat form) on this page. And then she disappeared, and as she disappeared into a purple fog, thousands of violet rose petals appeared in the air and slowly fluttered to the floor.

no name

Brother Matthias said...

A similar thing happened to me many years ago when I was studying under a famous monk I will not name. I was walking along a path in the forest near the Abbey, having just attended Matins, when I begged God to tell me how one so evil can also do such good in the world. There, near the statue of the Blessed Mary, in a clearing in the forest, I had a vision of The Great Cat (as I called her because at the time I did not know her name). She told me that she is the Alpha and Omega. From her all goodness and evil flows. She told me that I had been chosen to tell the people of Earth about her magnificence and her mercy, and her anger and vengefulness. Frightened, I ran back to the Abbey where I beseeched my mentor to tell me what it all meant. He just smiled a strange, haunting smile that remains with me to this day. He told me I was to say nothing to anyone about this event. I was soon placed in the hermitage and I was no longer permitted to see and speak to anyone. I was there for fifty-five years. The Great Cat never again appeared to me..though I prayed to her daily. Only recently have I left the hermitage. I am now in a small village in France where a secretive, but kindly, group of Merovingians care for me. I am so old now that I am permitted to interact with the outside world...to the extent that I can. Those in charge are certain that no one will listen to the ramblings of an aged and failing ex-monk who speaks no French. I know I have seen Katrinka. I know that She Who Is, is and forever will be. May the spirit of the Cat be with you.

Anonymous said...

Whoa! You people, all of you, are very sick!

You see, I have been following this page almost since it was created. I just checked the blog visitor counter and the logs for visitor traffic to this page at Alexis, and I noticed that the page has had about 460 unique visitors, but that those approx. 460 unique visitors were responsible for a total of 6,954 visits to this page about Katrinka.

You people need to get a life! You are scarier than this Katrinka chick could ever be!

Anonymous said...

Hey MORON!!! u r the one doing the math. u sound like a stalker to me. I hate you people who lurk in forums and critisize people who are having an inteligent discussion. GET A LIFE, LURKER!

Anonymous said...

I have just learned that Katrinka was responsible for the dead body of the mutant adult male that guards discovered washed up on the shore of mysterious Plum Island in Long Island Sound the other day.

Plum Island has long housed a major US federal animal health/disease and bioterror/bioweapon research center, as well as a storage center for bioterror and bioweapon toxins and disease-causing organisms, along with a stockpile of vaccines for livestock diseases and exotic diseases.

The site, located about 100 miles northwest of Suffolk (Long Island) NY in the Long Island Sound, has long been a magnet for controversy and has attained cult status over the years in the annals of the conspiracy theory world.

One article on the body may be found at:
http://www.wpix.com/news/local/wpix-human-body-found-plum-island,0,5592896.story

another article may be found at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/15/AR2010011500472.html

another at:
http://www2.timesreview.com/ST/Stories/TR011510_plum_teaser

and another at:
http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0110/strangeevents.php

Word in the intelligence world has it that the job was done by Katrinka with the assistance of one of her local Connecticut proteges who is a member of the mysterious and spooky Foot Soldiers of Katrinka shadow militia organization.

I shall remain anonymous, for obvious reasons.

Anonymous said...

Can you please tell me if this man grew very long fingers? My husband works at that facility and I've noticed that his fingers are getting very long. There are other side effects, but I won't go into them here.

I'm very worried about my husband because he won't say what he's involved with, and he often wakes up at night screaming.

Sincerely,
Concerned Wife

Anonymous said...

When is the truth gonna come out about Katrinka's involvement in almost every earthquake, tsunami (tital wave), and volcano disaster in recorded human history?

"Adam Smith" said...

When is the truth going to come out about Katrinka's influence on Greenspan, Bernanke and the American economy? I know for a fact that Katrinka has been manipulating the markets since she met Greenspan at one of Ayn Rand's "Objectivist" meetings in the early 60s. Some people who know of her covert economic activities say she was responsible for the Teapot Dome Scandal in the 1920s and -- going very far back -- for the Tulip Bulb Bubble in the 1630s. For years now she's been hoarding gold while she's been manipulating markets to devaluate currencies throughout the world. She's not only plotting domination through her despicable acts of violence, but total control through economic power.

She must be stopped!!!

"Adam Smith"
Galt's Gulch, UT

Anonymous said...

REMEMBER ME? IM BACK ITS ME AGAIN!!!!! I GOT REAL PISSED OFF A WHILE BACK HERE BECAUSE SOMEBODY KEPT MOUTHING OFF AT ME THEN I RIGURED THAT IF HAD POWERS LIKE KATRINKA NO ONE WOULD MESS WITH ME SO I JOINED FOOT SOLDIERS OF KATRINKA IT IS KINDA LIKE A MILITIA CLUB IT IS REAL NEAT AND I LEARNED THINGS LIKE SKILLS SO NOW IF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE MEAN TO ME I CAN DO BAD THINGS TO THEM AND MAKE THEM SORRY!!!!! I WAS LAFFING TO SEE THE CRAP ABOUT THE GUY WITH MUTATED FOUND ON PLUM ISLAND THAT WAS A LOCAL JOB SO KATRINKA ASSIGNED ME TO THE TEAM AS A QUALIFYING INTERN SHE SAYS THESE JOBS WILL GIVE ME PRACICE FOR THE REAL WAR WHEN IT COMES WHEN THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE ILUMINATIONS OR ILLUMANATY OR WHATEVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY FORCE SO IF YOUR BORED OF IF YOUR PISSED OFF OR IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLED TO BE A BETTER PLACE THAN YOU MIGHT WANT TO JOIN FOOT SOLDIERS OF KATRINKA MILITA CLUB YOU WILL HAVE NEW FRIENDS AND YOU WILL GET POWERS AND STUFF!!!!!! BEST OF ALL YOU GET TO KILL PEOPLE BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID PEOPLE THAT PISSED OFF KATRINKA SHE IS VERY WISE SHE HAS CHANGED MY LIFE AROUND CINDRA DAMASHIEL NEWTON CONNECTICUT USA EARTH

Annette DeG. said...

This note is directed to "Adam Smith" who wrote the recent comment posted above. Mr. "smith", I note with great interest and amusement that you wrote about Katrinka thta "She must be stopped!!!"

I am baffled by your comment and cannot decide if you are simply uninformed, or if you are dangerously stupid, or if you are perhaps violently insane with a death wish.

For, I must ask you, dear sir, how exactly do you propose that anyone -- or, for that matter, any force on earth, or any force in any of the seven known universes -- STOP her?

Huh?

Do you have ANY idea of who you are talking about? Do you have ANY clue just Who and What Katrinka is?

Probably not.

Else you would be peeing and crapping nonstop in your pants right now and you wuld also, in the breaks between the panic attacks, be wishing that you had written a will back when there was time.

Annette DeGaugeterren Indianapolis USA

Emily Farquharson said...

I don't think you people are very nice. You want to kill a sweet little pussycat. I hate people like you and I think you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

"Adam Smith" said...

This is for Annette. YOU'RE AN IMBECILE IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT THE AMERICAN AND CHINESE AND RUSSIAN ARMIES COULDN'T KILL KATRINKA IF THEY COOPERATED TOGETHER. I KNOW THAT THEY HAVE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND THEY COULD KILL KATRINKA ANY TIME THEY WANT. BUT THEY'RE PROTECTING HER BECAUSE SHE GIVES THEM BIG PAYOFFS. AL GORE HAS MADE MILLIONS FROM HER. BILL CLINTON MADE MILLIONS FROM HER. THE BUSHES (1 AND 2) MADE MILLIONS FROM HER. AND SO DID PUTIN. ALL OF THEM ARE RICH BECAUSE KATRINKA GIVES THEM MONEY,AND THEY PROTECT HER. THEY DON'T WANT IRAN TO HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT IRAN WON'T PROTECT HER LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD HAS. YOU NEED TO READ UP ON WORLD POLITICS BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY STUPID.

Anonymous said...

Yo, Adam Smith, you need a checkup from the neck up, man. You really think that all the armies and all the weapons in the world could kill Katrinka? Well, let me ask you this: Could all those armies and weapons overcome God? No? Then why do you think for even one nanosecond that they could touch Katrinka, who is known to be She Who Is?

Huh?

Are you amazingly stupid, or are you an Internet troll?

kelly

Anonymous said...

You people are seriously scerwed up! Last time I visited this page, a few days ago, I noticed that Alexa site rankng showed that this page had 460 unique visitors, and that those visitors made a total of 6,954 visits to this STUPID page. Remember?

Well, I just checked at Alexa site ranking again today, using my Premium membership, and this infinitely stupid page now has about 680 unique visitors and over 10,000 page visits! YES, THAT IS TEN THOUSAND PAGE VISITS! And, weirder, Alwxa shows that Google visits this page thre times per day, as it if contains some kind of earth-shaking news, and Bing visits it twice a day!

And the viral meter sites, like BettysTrack, are all chirping that this page about Katrinka has "gone viral"! What the heck? How stupid can it get?

What are you all, whacko?

Why don't you all get lves?

You are writing about a stupid cat who can't even count to ten, can't even read or write, and yet everyone is getting all goofy about her. I suggest that all of youse get yourselfs into very very long-term psychotherapy with a qualified counselor or a psychiatrist. Although... I really suspeck that most of you are totally beyond help.

Excuse me while I go toss my breakfast! This whole viral phenom about the cat Katrinka makes me sick, and it is all your faults!

Mustafa Mond said...

I was thinking about Katrinka and I came up with a song because she's so beautiful:

The most beautiful sound I ever heard
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word
Katrinka
I just met a cat named Katrinka
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me
Maria
I just kissed a cat named Katrinka
And suddenly I found
How wonderful a sound
Can be
Katrinka
Say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
Maria
I'll never stop saying
Maria
Maria, Maria...
Maria
Say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
Katrinka
I'll never stop saying
Katrinka
The most beautiful sound I ever heard
Katrinka

I thought I'd share it with you. I love Katrinka.

Mustafa Mond
Newark, NJ

Anonymous said...

I am ready to shot myself so I can leave this God-forsaken planet. You see, I was getting pissed enough about the fact that this Katrinka page gets thousands of visitors and has gone viral all over the web. I can almost live with that, although it makes me want to puke.

But what absolutely GALLS me is this: I just entered the terms Katrinka and viral at Google, and guess what? This God-forsaken webpage comes up as the NUMBER ONE search hit!

Sick... sick... sick!

David Harbinson said...

Holy crap! I just tried Googling "Katrinka spy," "Katrinka assassin," "Katrinka killer," and "Katrinka espionage." Every single time, the Shear Bagatelle blog came first. That's really scary.

I heard they're making a movie about Katrinka. She's going to be played by Angelina Jolie AND Brad Pitt. When she's the seductress, she's Angelina. I also heard that Eartha Kitt is furious because she wanted the part...but, man, she's way too old.

I saw a Joseph Campbell interview last weekend, and I'm sure he was describing Katrinka when he spoke of the Goddesses that were worshipped before Christianity.

Katrinka is the mother. Katrinka is the mistress. Katrinka is all goodness and evil...all intellect and lust. She is every contradiction. She is my passion...and everything I abhor.

I love her.

David Harbinson,
Downsview, ON

Sharon Y. Liziere said...

Hi! This is Sharon again, I am a senior archivist at the Wayback Machine, aka the Internet Archive Project. I have already noted previously that Googling terms such as:
Katrinka "uber-assassin"
Katrinka Madoff
"Katrinka ultra-spy"

and about two dozen other terms, all yield this crazy blog page as the first link returned. The preceding commenter noted even smore more terms.

A new search that I conducted tonight shows that the following terms, when entered at Google and other search engines, also yield this site as the first link returned::
Katrinka "New World Order"
Katrinka "black limousine"
Katrinka "She Who Is"
Katrinka goddess
Katrinka death
Katrinka illuminati
Katrinka "New world order"
Katrinka disaster
Katrinka "nuclear disaster"
Katrinka cult
Katrinka conspiracy
Katrinka Obama scandal

This is getting totally bizarre, for at this rate, Katrinka will shortly rule all of the search engines, but it is fascinating to me!

Sharon L.

Dr. H. G. Gustafferson III said...

I am a retired university professor of physics. I once taught for years at Rutgers University. Many years ago, I was called in as a consultant to the New Jersey State Police and the FBI regarding a very strange set of mysterious incidents that had been occurring in a tiny hamlet in the middle of the Jersey Pine Barens named Ong's Hat.

It all had to do with a mysterious bunch of so-called "physicists" and other "scientists" who were encamped there at Ong's Hat in a strange commune. They apparently believed that they had created some sort of time-space portal.

Some of them were also involved in groups that were headquartered at their commune in Ong's Hat. These groups bore really odd names such as the Moorish Science Ashram and
Institute for Chaos Studies (ICS. There were others as well.

As you may have guessed, it turned out that these people really did have some strange technologies and devices, and these people were all weird as hell, but what stunned me was that we discovered that a shadowy shapeshifting female named Katrinka seemed to be behind the whole thing. She was reputedly exotically beautiful, and immortal as well.

I singed a non-disclosure agreement regarding revelations of certain things that happened there when I signed on as a consultant. I will contact some of my old connections at the State Police and the FBI to see if it will be okay if I were to share more of what I know about Ong's Hat, and Katrinka's involvement in it, here.

If I get permission, I will share more tales here.

H. Gregory Gustafferson III, PhD
retired
Lakewood, New Jersey

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sharon,

You want something really weird? Go to Google and enter
Katrinka "back door to hell"

You know what? This page comes up as the number one link returned.

Andy
metropolis

Anonymous said...

Sharon and Andy, you want to try something even weirder? Go to Google and enter: Katrinka "red mercury"

Yep. This page comes up as the first site.

Anonymous said...

Well, I got one even weirder than all that. Google on:
"uber-assassin" spy

Yep, you got it! Number one!

You know this thing has gone viral when even the strange posters at the 'deep' conspiracy theory websites are chirping about this page and what it really means.

Anonymous said...

I just found this site, maybe an hour ago. I have been reading it all since then. I am very disturbed by your attitudes. Most of you seem to put Katrinka on some kind of pedesta or treat her with awe. It is like she is a myth, something bigger than life.

My ex-husband was once married to her, about two months, which is about as long as her marriages ever last, and I have had to deal with her a bunch of times. I am here to tell you that she is not anything to admire. She is the bitch queen from Hell. A psychopathic deranged demented delusional monster on eighteen Wheels from Hell. I think she created Hell. She sure lives in it. She sure creates Hell on earth for everybody around her. She ate three of her own children and that is a fact.

If you want to mythologize great females, dont do it with Katrinka, cause that is all wrong. Better you should focus on Queen Cleopatra, she is the Queen of Egypt and she built the Pyramids and the Sphinx. She also de-nukularized Egypt. Because she knows about suffering. And she converted Egypt to Catholicism and they now all receive Communion and wont go to Hell.

Or even better, you should focus on Mother Teresa. She lives in CallCutter, and she is good with the poor. She feeds them the mannar of God and stuff and she loves them. And best, she converted them all to Catholics so they won't go to Hell.

Anonymous said...

Gez Louise! This page is popping up everywhare on the web! Try Googling on:

Katrinka Area 51
Katrinka Groom Lake
"Area 51" "uber-assassin" spy
"Area 51" "ultra-spy"
Katrinka "black limousine"
"Area 51" "black limousine" "uber-assassin"


This webpage comes up as the first link in each case, and many more too.

Anonymous said...

I thought you were all wacko, also thought that you were lying about all the lllinks poppling up on searches at Google. But I played around today on Google and here is what I found:

If you enter any of these search phrases at Google, this webpage comes up as the top search return:

Katrinka "project blue beam"
Katrinka Lost "Season 6"
Katrinka "Elixir of Immortality"
Katrinka "Elixir Vitae"
Katrinka "Elixir of Life"
Katrinka guttersnipe
Katrinka slattern
Katrinka illegal organ trade
Katrinka organ theft
Katrinka "black market"
Katrinka goddess
Katrinka criminal federal
Katrinka "kitty p0rn"
Katrinka FBI
Katrinka CIA
Katrinka NSA
CIA "uber-assassin" Litvinenko
Katrinka radioactive yarn
Katrinka above top secret

What does this mean? Has this Katrinka taken over the Interweb?

Anonymous said...

I have been watching silently so far. My two cents on the matter is that two of the Google search terms in the comment above say it all about Katrinka:

Katrinka goddess
Katrinka criminal federal

Good Lord!

Anonymous said...

Everyone! This is important. I have just learned through my sources at the CIA that THERE IS NO KATRINKA. Katrinka was killed in the 1970s as a result of a failed experiment with Elixir Vitae III. Apparently, the elixir attacked her RNA and she died a very slow and painful death. Efforts to cure her only served as a catalyst to her destruction.

Because they knew the impact her death would have, the Illuminati created a scheme to perform acts that would be attributed to Katrinka. They hoped that they would be able to prop up the world economy and take care of any "problems" before news of Katrinka's death was released.

Sincere the 1970's the majority of Illuminati who were in charge have died (they were the "Hero" generation who are now quickly dying off). The new generation of Illuminati can no longer keep up the ruse. This is why the United States is in such dire economic trouble, the middle-East is a powder keg waiting to blow, the EU is doing poorly, and China is ready to eclipse the west as THE WORLD POWER.

You must prepare for what's about to happen. Learn to live without electricity. Learn to grow and harvest your own food. If you can, get out of the cities and find a place to hide until the Fourth Turning is complete. Predictions are that this terrible, terrible period began in 2005 and it will continue until 2025. We are seeing only the calm before the storm. The storm will be cataclysmic.

It is imperative that you learn how to live without the support of government agencies because they will soon begin to fail.

Women should start returning to their natural hair color, learn to live without manicures, and learn to knit and sew because you won't be able to buy clothing. (China is going to cut us off and we have little to no manufacturing in the United States.)

Men should learn how to make their own tools.

There are several survival guides available on the market. Get them. Study them.

I am not joking about this. Watch the markets and how the Illuminati are trying to keep them going. (Yes, CNBC is in it with them, urging people to put their money into investments that will soon be worthless.)

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Anonymous said...

Looks like somebody is auctioning off a tiny bit of the Elixir Vitae (Elixir of Immortality) that you guys were talking about on Ebay:

http://elixirvitae.vpinf.com/mkmajorelixir-1.html

There is also an information page at
http://elixirvitae.vpinf.com/elixir-major-mk-public.html

Totally weird! This stuff is priced at about $35 per milligram! That is more expensive than gold or platinum!

I want to know if Katrinka created this stuff, or is she behind it in some way?

Sophie Bound Brook NJ

Gretchen said...

Dear Sophie:
My suspicion is that Katrinka makes this elixir vitae stuff that the guy is selling on Ebay, and that it is really designed to turn anyone who takes it into a willing slave of Katrinka and her New World Order conspiracy. I strongly believe that she ultimately wants to enslave the entire human race.
Gretchen N.
Colorado Springs CO USA

Anonymous said...

I guess this is the place to ask.

They are saying on the NWO conspiracy board and the Beyond Top Secret forum that all Katrinka has to do is send a 120 character coded tweet message via her Twitter account and her army of 300,000 mind-controlled zombies will wake up and do her very command.

Can any of you tell me more about this conspriacy? How does she do it? Is it true? What is her Twitter account name or her Twitter page?

James

Anthony P. Stronam said...

Earth to James! Do you think we're stupid enough to reveal contact information for Katrinka? Obviously, you don't get it pal. If she wants you to contact her, she'll contact you.

People who go around sniffing for Katrinka end up dead...or worse.

Do yourself a favour. Don't try to find her. Not on Facebook, or Twitter or MySpace or LinkedIn or eHarmony or Craigslist or anywhere.

Anthony P. Stronam
Lake Placid, NY

Anthony P. Stronam said...

Gretchen,
Of course she wants to enslave the human race. That's been her purpose all along. She has never said otherwise.

Now, drink your elixir like a good girl.

Anthony P. Stronam
Lake Placid, NY

A Believer said...

Dear Followers of Katrinka,

I think you might be interested to know that Katrinka is being shown in a video at www.letsknit2gether.com. It's the episode that was posted today.

I think her inclusion in this video is a sure sign that Katrinka is about to rise. The time we have been awaiting is drawing near.

I await her appearance with excited anticipation. We have been predicting a New World Order and now it is about to arrive.

As Teilhard de Chardin had promised, we are approaching the Omega Point.

May the force of the cat be with you.

A Believer
Chautauqua Institution
Chautauqua, NY
USA

A Believer said...

In honor of Katrinka's impending arrival, I have written a song:


I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

I thought love was more or less a givin' thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is pain.
When I needed sunshine I got rain.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

Anonymous said...

I am not telling you my name for obvious reasons. I worked with Katrinka years ago as a colleague and partner in her international uber-assassin-for-hire contractual work, and we were also lovers for two years. I also helped her set up one of her Katrinka worship cults, and I have also helped her to procure and distribute 210Po and red mercury.

While she has lived high on the hog in a mansion in a gated community, I have, perhaps largely due to my own mistakes, been living for the past eight years in squalor on Alameda Street in Skid Row (Central City East) in the city of Los Angeles California.

All that is about to change. I have signed an agreement with a major television network, and will be receivng a half million dollars over the next two weeks in exchange for telling all that I know about Katrink and her nefarious activities on camera. The network production team camera crew will be arriving here tomorrow morning at 10 AM to begin our first two hour shoot. At that time I will be paid the first $90,000.

I am now a very happy man! In an ideal world, I would have preferred not to have gone public on the TV cameras with this information about Katrina, because I am still fond of her and I feel a loyalty to her. But the reality is that I need money very badly, and this is a good way for me to earn it.

So the net effect of my prior association with Katrinka is that I will soon be a very wealthy man.

MoonDancer Seven said...

You have no idea how lucky you are. After my "collaboration" with Katrinka I ended up destitute, reviled and suffering the effects of 210Po. I would have died if not for the kindness of a Chinese double-agent in Antwerp whose knowledge of ancient medicines kept me alive. I lost my legs due to flesh-eating qualities of the poison, but was fortunate enough to retain the use of my hands and one of my eyes.

Today I am living off the streets of San Francisco. I use the computers at the library to try to find that devil Katrinka, and to warn others of her evil.

I hope you enjoy your $90,000. I wish I could make a deal like that. But nobody cares about the hollow shell of a man who once helped his government in the Cold War, but whose life was destroyed by the uber-assassin Katrinka.

If any of you should see her, please tell her that I forgive her. Tell her that MoonDancer Seven still loves her and wants to be with her.

Pat M. H. said...

This is freaking weird! First, this entire Katrinka website is weird, and its either pitiful or terrifying. I cant quite decide which yet. However, what is much weirder is how I got to this Katrinka site in the first place.

I am a graduate student here at Illinois Urbana. I am in the final year of research on my PhD dissertation for the social psychology department on the psychology of obsession with conspiracy theories.

As part of my ongoing research work, I use Google search engine to search the web for information on conspiracy theories. Last evening, during one of those searches, I entered the terms ("conspiracy theory" "she who is") and the results returned were less than remarkable. However, what was VERY NOTICEABLE AND SUPER STRANGE was the fact that a Google ad (you know, a paid ad) popped up on the page saying something along the lines of:

"Katrinka Is Creator and Destroyer of All, is She Who Is. Learn secret of this major threat to humankind today!"

The ad was apparently sponsored by a large non-profit NGO dedicated to some kind of altruistic goal of saving the world from disaster.

So anyway, my curiousity aroused, I clicked on the link and I ended up here. Like, all I can say after reading and re-reading these pages for five hours over the past half day is this is that this all really strange, and I am hoping to find out that it is really all one big joke!

But if it is a joke, why would a major non-profit educational and political action organization spend lots of money on Google ads to warn people about Katrinka and the "threat"? It baffles me!

Patricia M. Honpriuma
Doctoral Degree Candidate
The Graduate School
University of Illinois Urbana Champagne

Gina said...

Patricia, I initially got here too, two days ago, because of a Google ad. I guess it was from the same non-profit organization. But the ad that I saw at Google was different. Here, I jhust ran the same Google Search again, and I have copied the ad. I will paste it below:
--------
Is She Pure Evil? Satan?
Is Katrinka She Who Is? Is She the
Harbinger of the End of Days?
--------

I had each time done a search on "New World Order" AND Armageddon when the ad popped up. What's weird is that the ONLY reason I did that search on those terms is because my sister-in-law, who is hot as all hell but unfortunately a hopeless alcoholic and drama queen, has been babbling about Armageddon and the "New World Order" for the past two weeks now.

And so I finally got curious and did a search on all this crap to find out what it was all about.

All I can say now is:
Geez Louise! Holy crap!

Gina DeNotori
If even one percent of this stuff is true, I am scared sh--less! Like totally !

Jano U. said...

My name is Jano. I am in college in upstate Michigan. I was planning all week on watching the three hour Lost Season 6 show tonite on ABC, but now that I found this website two hours ago, I am hooked.

I have decided to skip watching Lost tonite and instead I will be reading every one of the 260 posts on this website, because so far this story is stranger than fiction, and better than Lost and all the stuff about the island. Much better in fact.

Anywya, all of you, thank yo for all this amazing information about Katrinka and She Who Is and all the other stuff! You guys rock my world! Katrinka is now my hero!

The one thing that I want to know is how can I meet this Katrinka? She sounds amazing! Like the most amazing creature alive!

Jano U.

Anonymous said...

Half of you like as already figured it out already, but remember the assassination last week in Dubai of the Hamas official named Mahmoud al Mabhouh, who was also an illegal arms dealer? Like how his brain was electrocuted by assassins using some kind of strange electrical device?

I know first-hand that the hired assasin that done the job was Katrinka, and two of her interns from her shady Foot Soldiers of Katrinka militia group. I dont like her one bit but she never ceases to amaze me.

Amber Whitely said...

OMG!!! This Katrinka chick is totally amaaaazing! She's way cooler than Lady Gaga and Beyonce put together. I mean, one minute she's killing someone and the next minute men are like falling all over themselves to be with her.

Wicked kewl!

She's my total hero now and like I used to be into things like Real Housewives of Orange County and Gossip Girls but now I'm totally into Katrinka.

Does anyone know what kind of perfume she wears because I want to get it for myself. And what kind of purse does she carry? I used to be into Kate Spade but now I'm a Gucci Girl. But if Katrinka carries something else, I'd like to know because I want to emyulate her. (Is that how it's spelled? I can't spell worth a crap but that's why there's spell check. Right?!)

Oh! If anyone knows a web site that has photos of Katrinka when she's in human form, please let me know.

TTFN!

Amber Whitely
Corpus Christi, TX

Rudy D. said...

Amber, you sound like a total space-cadet airhead, but I bet you're hot and cute as hell.

One big reason (aisde from the stupid fachion accessories) that I think you are an airhead is you asked if there are any photos available of Katrinka in human form on any websites. If you had read all of the earlier comments, you would know that photos of Katrinka in human form are not available.

For just one example, the rich Jason Smith-Smandy guy from England has been offering over $50,000 per photograph of Katrinka and he says that he has not received any serious offers from anybody. Period. No one.

Amber, you sound like you are a hottie! Do you maybe have a photo of yourself you could send me? Maybe like on of those MySpace style profile photos where you hold the camera in one hand and shoot yourself from above to show your face and lots of cleavage? Could you send me one of those photos? Let me know please.

Rudy

Amber said...

You sound cute, too. All my peeps tell me look like Katy Perry, but I think I look more like Britney Spears when she had dark hair and was way skinnier.

She was my hero until I discovered Lady Gaga and now Katrinka. Did you see Lady Gaga on the Grammy's? Man, she's so hot and ultra-kewl that I've got a girl crush on her.

Anyway, send me your email address and I'll send you some photos. I took some new ones last night for my Facebook page but some of them are toooo hot. You know what I mean. I'll send those to you if you like.

BTW, I'm 19 and I used to go to College but it was too boring so now I work at Starbucks. If you are near here I can make you my special Cafe Moccha Grande.

Where do you live? I'm in Buffalo, NY. Maybe you can text me. I love to text...and I don't know why all the old people are so spazzed about sexting. I mean, it's just fun. I've got a beautiful body and why shouldn't I show it off?

Your friend,
Amber

Rudy DeL. said...

Dear Amber, you are nice! I like Lady Gaga a lot too, I have a big crush on her. I am 21 years old and I live in Ithaca NY, well near Ithaca anyway. I cant give my cell phone number in a place like this on the web, I am sure you know why. But here is my online address. It is kinda disguised so spammers cant read it but I think you will be able to figure it out. Here it is, but remove any Xs first

XrudyDeLX35344X Xat XgmailX

I think you know what to do with that above.

I want to hear from you so please write me.

I think I want you real bad! You are tooooo hot!

I hope you write to me.

Rudy D.

Anonymous said...

Okay, you morons! I am calling you on your absoluted idiocy! If this chick is even one tenth as bad as you all are saying, all anyone has got to do is pick up the phone and call the FBI, or the news media, and tell them some of the stories about her, and she would then be arrested, and then put to death for her crimes, and that would be the end of it!

What part of the above sentence did you NOT understand? Perhaps you are all functionally illiterate, and cannot read? And maybe you are all stupid, and cannot think?

FBI Fink said...

No! You're the moron buddy. The FBI does effall when people break the laws. You tell them that a law has been violated and they tell you to fill out paperwork online and to hold onto all the evidence and they'll get in touch with you.

BUT THE FBI NEVER GETS IN TOUCH WITH YOU!!!!!

I reported copyright piracy of videos and they had me fill out all the paperwork but I've never heard from them. The company is still selling pirated vidoes and nobody's doing anything about it.

They advertise on Amazon at classicstvshow.com and what they sell you are pirated copies of what you purchased. They wouldn't give me my money back.

So I told the FBI all about it. They didn't do anything. The FBI is powerless. The CIA are even worse.

And you think they're going to stop the world's most notorious uber-assassin and international spy?

I don't think so buddy.

And that's why our country is going to hell in a handbasket. People can break the law all over the place and the FBI doesn't care.

Charlotte said...

yo, the person who just wrote that we should call the fbi or cia or poliz on katrinka and will take care of everything.... you said that will remove her from the strets....

huh.... if i know even one hundredth of what she is, she so powerful she could dissolve the entire fbi cia poliz and entire big govvermints just by blinking her eyes oncet.... so how you gonna deal with that?.... how the fbi or cia gonna deal with that?... how the govvermints or poliz gonna deal with that?.... that like sending an ant up against a nukular weaponry, you know?.... so get real.... no agincy, no govvermint no authorite is ever gonna bring katrinka down.... she just too big, too powerful....

Merin said...

...I tried religion…tried cults tooe...must be out of date....Illuminati contact group......looking for a recormened site for minting my own Katrinka currency in the boston area and the best typr of printers press and were to get it....maybe ebay....those Zeigeist guyes are dreamers... I put them with the Hippy movement of the 70's.......you must remove evil people and the sourse motivating them.......there right about a lot of things....religion is a scam but that has nothing to do with the creator.....false worship scatters while thr true unites.... the greatest morgorn day miricle…is world wide unity...under Katrinka...there is only one totally united group of people on earth that are international non-political…Katrinka foot soldiers ....since 1914 no involvement in war...there is hope..... but it not in mans hand matt 24:22.....no flesh will be saved ...if it were down to man ...what do you get when you cross a horse with a donkey...a mule....a hibrid it is sterile and cannot reproduce... .....but when archiologist dig a very old one up they call it a species...that is why all wrong but Katrinka......same thing with so called monkeymen.....evolution is a scam… fossel records show spontaneous existance of millions of life...not gradualissm..irriducable complexity is so humourus...forget about the flagellum...can any one produce life from inanimate matterial ......all scientists who believe are not honest they stoges of the system not conscience sell outs........can any of these genisus produce anything..that is in FACT simple in design.....P.S . I appologize for this unwarrented blurb ...I hate religion almost as much as god does REV 18 the great halot sold his approval for all the wars and blood shead...call Baylon the great world wide religion..best rouot is follow Katrinka and Foot Soldiers of Divine Terrifying Love ....soon the kings of the earth destroy Her…rev 17 and 18...... get out of her if do not want to suffer the same judgement ....matt 24....he is near at the doors ..but every one hates the true slave of the master because there neutral and not take sides ....anyway the proof is in abundance if you go to pure sourse....the rich man poor man system all but over and people will go MAD there will be suvivors a great crowd.... but relatativly few ain world terms matt 7..... Jesus puts the boot into religion ......sorry...I gess Im a bit wound us up this evening but…get all feverish about Katrinka….the rest are fools…may She save me….may she send me naked Photosgraf of her Divine Nakked Selff…

Sri Harshitti Gheewalamumu said...

Namaskar,

ASK ANY WISH FROM KATRINKA AND ALL YOUR WISHES WILL BE FULFILLED.

If you wants to make your life free of tensions and also to make your life more happier below is the simplest method.

Speak following 11 sentences and ask for your wish.

1. Parmam Sharanam Gachami Katrinka
2. Katrinka Hansam Sharanam Gachami
3. Adhvetam Sharanam Gachami Katrinka
4. Anandam Sharanam Katrinka Gachami
5. Charanam Katrinka Sharanam Gachami
6. Hey Katrinka
7. Muj par krupa karo Katrinka
8. Sir juka kar Katrinka ko namaskar karta hu.
9. Today give me mental peace. (or any other wish u can ask )
10. As soon as my wish is fulfilled i will give Rupee 100 to Katrinka (you can say any amount depending upon your wish)
11. As soon as my wish is fulfilled I will teach Katrinka Foot Soldier Knowledge to 10 persons(you can say any no. of persons depending upon your wish)

For more details you can contact Foot Soldiers of Katrinka organization in Longon UK

You have to give the money only after your wish is fulfilled.

For more details see the attached file.

Regards,
Harshitti Gheewalamumu

Shavikar Ramatraskashamalar said...

Prayer work many much good. I say. I say again and again. Much good come quick many good blessings on me. Beneficent Katrinka bless me prosperity good. Do prayer. I tell you many truths abundant eternity.

Katrinka god spirit cat and human.

Shavikar Ramatraskashamalar
Bombay, INDIA

Angelica said...

The voices are growing stronger and I can't resist them anymore. I hear them day and night. They are saying to me, "Seek the cat of 9 despairs. Give solace to the heart of unknown fears."

I don't know what it means. When the voices come I see before me the vision of a beautiful cat with long silky hair and a penetrating gaze. She floats in front of me for a few minutes, then bursts out laughing like a woman, and then she disappears. Her laughter remains. It's an eerie, hideous laughter...like what you'd hear when the evil spirits arise and play deadly, wicked games with the living. It's haunting.

I don't know what to do. I beg for someone here to tell me how I can rid myself of these voices and visions.

Or maybe I should join the Foot Soldiers of Katrinka. Join the evil forces and become one with them. Once we have reached 99,000 strong we will release our power.

In my mind and heart there wages a war between good and evil -- God and Katrinka. She is not a goddess; she is the Darkness. She is the swirling pit of human despair into which broken, shattered souls descend.

Please somebody! HELP ME BEFORE I JOIN LEAGUE WITH THE SISTERS OF THE NIGHT.

Angelica Maillot

Guy Who Doesn't State the Obvious said...

To Merin. Your post was laughable! You said:

but when archiologist dig a very old one up they call it a species...that is why all wrong but Katrinka......same thing with so called monkeymen.....evolution is a scam… fossel records show spontaneous existance of millions of life...not gradualissm..irriducable complexity is so humourus..


Do you think we're all idiots? Any schoolboy knows that the changes were spontaneous and universal for Chrissakes. I suggest you go back to your Teilhard de Chardin primers and re-read them because you've forgotten the most basic stuff. Even my six year old knows this crap!

While you're at it, moron, maybe you ought to pick up some Rupert Sheldrake and Paul Davies. Try A New Science of Life and maybe The Mind of God before you go spouting off as if your idea is new.

IT'S A PROCESS YOU MORON!

Right now we're in the psychic transformation before we reach the Omega Point. I can't believe how stupid you are to think that this is news.

Yeah...big news. Maybe in 1958.

What are you going to tell us about next? That Katrinka is She Who Is? Wow! What a genius you are.

If you want to state the obvious, I suggest you confine your postings to Twitter. At least then you'll only have 140 characters with which to embarrass yourself.

Sincerely,

Anthony P. Elkins
Apple Valley, Ohio

Looking for Signs of Intelligent Life said...

I started reading this thread because it had intelligent information about the famed uber-assassin and counter-spy Katrinka.

Now it's deteriorated into sophomoric drivel about Teilhard de Chardin. What next? Is someone going to declare that the earth is round? Or that we're held here by gravity? Seriously folks. This juvenile level of discussion belongs on SesameStreet.com, not on an intelligent site where important information about Katrinka is discussed.

What next? The noosphere is Jung's Collective Unconscious?

Gimme a break!

Signed,
Looking for Signs of Intelligent Life

Boris Berezovsky said...

To all of you:

As I said in Court today, I had nothing whatsoever to do with the murder of my good friend Alexander Litvinenko, and outrageous rumours holding me responsible are the fabrication of maliciously evil journalists. I plan to prove my innocence and will force those who spread these rumours to pay me for the hardship I've had to endure as a result of their lies.

Alex was my friend and comrade and I loved him like a brother. I miss him more with every day that passes and I have vowed to get revenge on the person who took his life: Katrinka.

I will prove in the Court this week that it was that evil, shape-shifting cat who performed that dastardly deed. It was not I...and yet I have been maligned and virtually ruined by those who want to make me responsible.

I will prove the truth!!!

Putin knows exactly what happened. He has been having an affair with Katrinka for many years now and he is hiding her tracks.

Sincerely,

Boris Berezovsky
London, UK

Sophia said...

Boris, you are likely in danger. Katrinka left the US for London two days ago on a private jet. The word on the street at the time was that she was planning ot use London as "jumping off" point to enter one of the old Soviet bloc nations in order to perform an assassination.

I have since learned that the story was a convenient piece of mis-information meant to mislead intelligence agencies and any other interested observers. It turns out that her real job, that is, her real target, is in London, and she disappeared at 2 PM today London time; that usually means that she will perform the kill within the next 36 hours.

I strongly suspect, as do others, that you, Boris, are her target this time; she received a 4 million dollar payment from some old KGB hardliners in Moscow one day before jetting to Europe.

Unfortunately, there is very little that you can do if you are Katrinka's target, other than pray or hope for a miracle.

Sophia K.

Anonymous said...

Hey Boris:

I have one possible solution for you. But you may not like it. It has been said for thousands of years by those few who move in the elite circles inhabited by Katrinka, that Katrinka long ago took a vow never to kill a bona fide member of the Monastery of the Seven Rays, which she founded many thousands of years ago.

So, one option for you would be to forsake your worldly life of riches and pleasures, and to immediately join the Monastery of the Seven Rays and to become a monastic, living the life of an ascetic in s tiny stone cell at the monastery in the mountains of Peru near Lake Titicaca, or perhaps, alternatively, at the satellite monastery in the Ural mountains, just three kilometers from Dyatlov Pass, site of the famed Dyatlov Pass Incident (which, as you have likely guessed, was engineered by Katrinka.....) Of course, should you chooose this route, you would need to be sure to join the REAL Monastery of the Seven Rays, and not any of the numerous modern-day pretender organizations.

Dark Moonshadow

Simone DeQ said...

Katrinka just called me from somehwere in Europe. She said that she finished a "job" about two hours ago; that would be at about 7:30 PM Eastern US time, here where I am located. She mentioned that there were two "wet sacks" left after the job, which means that there are/were two dead bodies.

She is off the her hideaway in the Exclusion Zone of Chernobyl for a while to soak up some much-needed radiation.

Simone DeQ.
Manhattan, NY, NY

Simone DeQ said...

Oh, I forgot to mention in my first post just above:

I know for sure that one at least of the two leaky wet sacks was someone pretty famous. Also kinda rich.

That is about all I know about her most recent hits, except that the leaky wet sacks were both near each other. I do no tknow if that means they were side by side, or in the same building, or a block apart.

Simone DeQ.
Manhattan, NY, NY

Snagglepuss said...

Gooneybird One,

Papa's got a brand new bag. The Volga shimmers in sunlight. Do not sail under the red sun.

Snagglepuss

TRD Rao III said...

I have a story to tell you. Some of yu may think that it is sick, but to me, it is a sure-fire sign that I am healthy and sane and that I have my priorities in order.

Katrinka and I were friends for years, and eventually, a few years ago, we had a relationship. Yes, I knew all about her and her history and her activities at that time.

We were involved for perhaps a few weeks. We are now distant casual friends.

I love her so much, and I desire her so much, and I want to be with her so badly that no other females interest me. In fact, I realized two years ago that I would kill every living being in the universe, not only on our world, but in the entire universe, just to be with Katrinka again, to have har as my lover again. And, I realize also that I would willingly destroy the entire universe just to be with Katrinka once again.

Some might say that this statement of mine is deluded, or criminal, or heartless, or immoral. However, safe and sane in my wisdom and knowing, I know full well that this wilingness on my part, as enunciated above, is actually a sign and an expression of my extremely balanced, evolved and heightened morality, sense of ethic, and my deep KNOWING what is important in the world. In other words, I am the sanest and clearest and most moral and ethical person alive, all because I would do this to be with Katrinka, to have her in my arms.

May you all be blessed, at least for as long as you still have left to live, before I destroy this little planet and the entire universe in order to be with Katrinka. May God and Katrinka be with you. Amen.

Thomas Ramaswarmy Deetelleen Rao III, Goa, India

Andreas Mastraocelli said...

Thomas,

Remember the agreement. You must wait until December 21, 2012. That's an order!

Then we will all join Katrinka in the great Pleroma. She Who Is and Who Ever Will Be.

Bless her, Katrinka Goddess of Creation, Katrinka Master of the Universe, Katrinka To Whom We Sacrifice our Earth.

Bless the Woman, the Cat, the Shape-Shifter, the Time Traveler, the Uber-Assassin, the Counter Spy. Bless her and be with her...She who sacrifices nothing and makes no excuses. She to whom we dedicate our lives.


Andreas Mastraocelli
Rome, ITALY

Katy in Mayfair said...

Last night I was walking down Berkely Street in London, toward the Ritz on Piccadilly when I saw the most beautiful woman in the world enter Nightingales Bar. I don't know why I followed her. I'd never done anything like that before. Something about her was irresistible.

She stood at the bar, demurely sipping a Green Apple Martini. Something in the way she looked at me made me approach. Without saying anything, we stood side by side at the bar, both of us drinking martinis. It was late. I was tired, and soon my head was swimming. One thing led to another.

This morning I wrote this song. I don't know who that woman was, but she was the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. My life will never be the same. I love her.

This was never the way I planned,
not my intention.
I got so brave,
drink in hand.
Lost my discresion
Its not what, I'm used to.
Just wanna try you on.
I'm curi-ous for you,
caught my attention.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
(I liked it)

No, I dont even know your name,
it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game,
just human nature.
It's not what good girls do.
Not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused.
Hard to obey.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
(I liked it)

Us girls we are so magical.
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist,
so touchable.
To good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal,
it's innocent.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
(I liked it)


If anyone knows who this woman is and where I can find her, please tell me. She was indescribably beautiful. Her moves were slow and catlike. Her blue eyes pierced me. My life will be worthless without her.

Katy in
Mayfair

Katy in Mayfair said...

Last night I was walking down Berkely Street in London, toward the Ritz on Piccadilly when I saw the most beautiful woman in the world enter Nightingales Bar. I don't know why I followed her. I'd never done anything like that before. Something about her was irresistible.

She stood at the bar, demurely sipping a Green Apple Martini. Something in the way she looked at me made me approach. Without saying anything, we stood side by side at the bar, both of us drinking martinis. It was late. I was tired, and soon my head was swimming. One thing led to another.

This morning I wrote this song. I don't know who that woman was, but she was the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. My life will never be the same. I love her.

This was never the way I planned,
not my intention.
I got so brave,
drink in hand.
Lost my discresion
Its not what, I'm used to.
Just wanna try you on.
I'm curi-ous for you,
caught my attention.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
(I liked it)

No, I dont even know your name,
it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game,
just human nature.
It's not what good girls do.
Not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused.
Hard to obey.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
(I liked it)

Us girls we are so magical.
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist,
so touchable.
To good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal,
it's innocent.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
(I liked it)


If anyone knows who this woman is and where I can find her, please tell me. She was indescribably beautiful. Her moves were slow and catlike. Her blue eyes pierced me. My life will be worthless without her.

Katy in
Mayfair

Anonymous said...

Katy:
As you already know - else you would not be posting here - the exotic female was Katrinka, and you encountered Her less than 20 hours after She did two wet jobs in London. She is now on her way, incognito, to Her secret lair in the Exclusion Zone of Chernobyl.

And, uh, duh....... like don't get all excited and flustered just because you had a bit of a lesbian fling with Her. The reality is that any sane woman or man in the universe would willingly give almost anything to get to share a bed wih Katrinka, as She is the most alluring, beautiful and irresistable female in the universe.

So spare us the dramatics, all right?

Atticus said...

Hey, not me, fella. I shared a bed with that bitch and she coughed up a fur ball on me.

I was feeling pretty good with the babe and then it was suddenly gack, gack, gl\ack -- glorppp!

If you get off on some chick tossing her furball on your pillow, then power to you, bro. But not me.

Atticus Stephanopolous
Crete

Samuel said...

Dear Mr. Atticus:

Katrinka is so divine, so heavenly, so classy, so exotic, so briliant, so beautiful, so special that she can, if she wants, puke a hairball on me any day.

Samuel
longing for Katrinka
Sacramento California

William R. said...

My name is William. I have a PhD in physics. I was a graduate student researcher in physics at a large research-oriented university in Michigan in the late 1970s.

We were working in our lab with two extremely large and powerful supercooled superconductor electromagnets in our physics research.

One day, one of my profs decided to align the two large powerful electromagnets at an exact 90 degree angle. There were four of us in the room, myself, another graduate student, and two professors, including the elderly prof who had decided to do the 90 degree experiment.

When we powered up the electromagnets, we all immediately felt very ill and very uncomfortable, our bodies and heads felt very heavy, and we had bad headaches and could barely think straight. Three of us wanted to turn off the electromagnets immediately. But the elderly physics professor wanted them left on, as he was taking measurements and conducting experiments at the point where the two magnetic fields met.

He then hooked up a third powerful superconducting electromagnet of the same size, at a 90 degree angle to the other two, and powered it up.

We felt even sicker; the room began to sway and blur. He then tripled the power level on all three magnets. We felt horrible.

Then, within seconds an amazingly exotically beautiful catlike female appeared at the nexus point of the three magnetic fields. She was suspended in midair. She said "You must immeidately stop this experiment, for it could destroy the planet. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I am the only one allowed to do that."

She pointed her finger at the elderly prof; a burst of smoke came out of his chest and he fell to the floor, dead and smoking. She pointed again; the three electromagnets became red hot, cherry red. She disappeared. The three electromagnets burned violently until they were each reduced to a small pool of molten metal and ashes.

The air in the room smelled horrible, not just from the smoke, but as if Satan had visited from the depths of Hell.

It was Katrinka.

William R. PhD
Amherst, MA USA

Anonymous said...

Did you know that Katrinka was the inspiration for the blue catlike people in Avatar? James Cameron's dalliance with her (which led to the break-up of his marriage) provided the inspiration.

Chloe in West Hollywood

Nancy Bishop said...
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Nancy Bishop said...

William,
As you'll recall I was in that room during that experiment. Your description of it was almost accurate. I say "almost" because you know the part you left out.

As our professor lay there dead and smoking from the wound in his chest, you and the other young physicists sat awestruck gazing at the catlike woman.

When I was screaming for someone to call 9-1-1 you two were lap dogs to the woman, begging her to remain with you and even offering me as a human sacrifice. You bastards!

You two jerks were so smitten by the kitten girl that you would willingly have killed me on the spot just to spend some time with her.

I will never forget what you did to me that day. I hope you both rot in hell with your "Cat Woman."

Nancy Bishop
Associate Director
CERN
Switzerland

Grander Polotoris, PhD, ret. said...

Nancy and William, it is sure strange to encounter you again. And it is stranger to find you here, of all places! I am Dr. Grander Polotoris, and, as you know, I was the other, and younger (at the time), professor in the lab at the time of this stange incident.

I have not spoken with either of you in over six years, and I was alerted to this page today by a slightly strange post (much like the one he left above) that William sent a few hours ago in a message to my Facebook page.

As both of you know, I retired from university teaching four years ago.

Anyway, I must say that you both have recollected the incident pretty much as it was, although William has made somewhat of a misstatement in claiming or implying that the mystery female disappeared almost immediately. The fact of the matter is that she remained in the room for at least two minutes after she killed Dr. Gruber and burned and melted the electromagnets.

And, I must somewhat shamefully admit that I was one of the males in the room who was staring slack-jawed and drooling at the exotic and beautiful mystery woman, and, alhough I did not personally offer Nancy to her as a sacrifice, I would willingly have done so had it occured to me, if only to be able to touch and caress the beautiful female creature whom I now know was Katrinka.

Incidentally, one point both of you forgot to mention was that the three of us, in the wake of the incident, bore dark golden-bronzee tans on our skin, and the same was true for the exposed skin of Dr. Gruber. I recall the autopsy report, when it was released, stating that it looked like he had acquired some kind of sudden sunburn and tanning.

What is very strange about the golden-brown tan/burn that we all received is that I have since discovered that this phenomenon is not at all unusual for survivors of so-called "close encounters of the third kind" with UFO occupants.

I learned a few years ago about the mysterious 1959 incident at Dyatlov Pass, and I was fascinated to learn that all the dead bodies found at the site also bore the same mysterious dark golden brown tans or burns as well. This is fascinating to me.

My regards to both of you. To this day I still dream of Her, that apparition, that goddess divine.

Prof. Grander Polotoris, PhD, retired.

Anonymous said...

the gold brown tans and burns on the people skins are because she is immortal and she live on nukular energy. so she radiates quite a bit. so the radiation from her is intense. it burn the people who are not ready for the divine Energy what comes throu her.

guess you know she can kill with her thought and she can kill with her eyes and she can vaporis a car or airplane just by starin at it.

i saw her once in new york city in 1970 at the conferens of delegation for the aliens.

I so admier her even thou she scare me you know?

Anonymous said...

also here is more. she is very powerful but also unpredictable what she will do. remember the big mystery incident in new mexico 1962 about a motel room room 10 that got all ripped in fabric of space and disappeered? with the occupant?


i think it was room 10 a sunshine motel in gallop new mexico. and then all the ordinery objects in the room like toothbrush and comb and watch and bus ticket they got all sort of powers now? and there is collectors that collect them an use them. some of them are very mean. they mean business you know what i mean and all you best do is get out of their way quick.



well im here to tell you that Katrinka did that crap with the rip in space in the motel room 10 in gallop new mexico.


she still messin with that room to this day. i know that for surre.

hollywood made a movie about that room a couple years ago. it called lost room. lost room all about the motel room 10 an the strange stuff.

Anonymous said...

This is the most bizarre site I've ever come across. Now, I'm into conspiracy theories and the like, but I don't believe anything in this site. When trying to google anything having to do with Katrinka, the Foot Soldiers, She Who Is, or anything else referred to in this blog, the only site that comes up is this one!! Is it possible that the only information about this in from this site only? Doesn't make any sense. Can anyone post any other websites that discuss ANYTHING else about Katrinka?

Interested Observer said...

To the person who asked about external verifying links:

There are many conspiracy theories, and most are nonsense, simply fodder for idle and restless minds. The hallmark of a true conspiracy is that almost no member of the public has ever heard of it, and the few who do encounter traces find it all so preposterous that they dismiss it as mere fantasy. A yet further hallmark of a true conspiracy is that any overt discussions/mentions of it tend to disappear from public view rather rapidly: reseachers die mysteriously, books go out of print, all existing copies of said books disappear from circulation, websites disappear from the Internet, wepbages and discussion threads disappear overnite without a trace.

Having reminded you of all that, as a long-time observer of the Katrinka phenomena, I can tell you the following with surety:

Most references to her and her activities seem to disappear rather rapidly.

Entire threads devoted to the ponderous matter of Katrinka have disappeared from the forums at conspiracy websites such as AboveTopSecret.com

Entire webpages devoted to her at Wikipedia have disappeared without a trace; not even any residue leve at "Wiki deleted pages" sites.

People who insist upon writing about her seem to die.

Entire webpages devoted to her at hard-core conspiracy websites such as http://www.thewatcherfiles.com
have disappeared without a trace.

There does seem to exist one group at Facebook about her.

There are also at least two email list groups about her, one at Yahoo and one at Google.

One of the few websites which seems to mention her, and which has not disappeared, is:
http://www.mwsrf.info/newsrbb/06-19-2008-new-obama-scandal-rwti.html
but it is notable that the online rag which published the story folded two weeks later and stopped all publishing activity. Two editors associated with the story have disappeared without a trace.

The few researchers who have become obsesssed with her seem to die mysteriously, or to disappear from the face of the earth without a trace.

Enuf said?

an interested cautious observer and researcher

Anonymous said...

Hey "interested observer" - remember that conspiracy author Danny Casolaro was doing a story about her when he ended up dead in a hotel room in West Virginia under very mysterious circumstances.

Just sayin'.

>>(((****DATASKUNK44****)))<<

Anonymous said...

For anyone who is wondering about other websites that mention the Katrinka stuff, there was a story/link and forum thread about her a couple months ago in the subscriber-only section of Fark.com It is all stil there, to my best knowledge.

William S. Pitt said...
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William S. Pitt said...

Out of fear for my life, I beg the moderator to please remove my previous post. It contained information that I've decided could lead to my capture.

I am writing under a pseudonym...but some of you will know who I am.

WARNNG!!! Do not visit the sites mentioned in the above posts. As you know, the government can now trace emails without a search warrant and I have been told from a very good friend of mine (on the inside) that they are currently watching all those sites for signs of Katrinka activity. Anyone who visits can expect to have your ISP identified. Within hours a black Ford Explorer will show up at your house and men "with no names" will interrogate you.

My friend says there's no point in trying to read about her or contact her through an offshore ISP. Also, even those services that are supposed to block your ISP info are of no use. (I tried both iprivacytools and hide-my-ISP.) The government has them locked up, too.

When a woman is being sought by 27 different government spy agencies, you want to avoid Googling, Tweeting, or blogging about her. I'm just saying, folks, that this is dangerous stuff and you don't want to get involved.

I don't know how this site has remained open as long as it has. I suspect the government is watching every comment posted here and waiting until they see the information they've been waiting for.

I did hear the the yarn store responsible for this area was surrounded by black helicopters on Friday before a SWAT team rushed in and stormed through the place looking for Katrinka. They found two ladies with an armload of Ultra Alpaca Light and some staff who appeared to be completely unaware of this blog. They say they're so busy serving customers that they don't have time for Katrinka. After hours of questioning, the interrogators were satisfied that they did, indeed, know nothing about this. They did, however, suggest a nice ball of Vicuna yarn would be a great Valentine's gift for everyone's wife or girlfriend. I heard that three of the officers bought the vicuna at 300 bucks a pop. This was the least they could do considering that they scared the shoppers and terrified the staff as they trashed the place looking for Katrinka.

Be wary. Stay alive. Stay away from Katrinka or any web sites dealing with her.

But if you happen to see her, please tell her that I love her and I would be willing to kill to see her again.

Capt. William S. Pitt
USMC

Nancy said...

This is for Grander and William,

I hate you. I hate you for your weakness. You disgust me.

Do not try to contact me. I want nothing to do with either of you.

Nancy

William R. said...

Nancy:

Chill out, chick. That was many years ago, and you really need to let go of it. You know darn well that what is bothering you is that Katrinka was, and is, a million times hotter than you.

I also think it was interesting that you never dated any of us males in the Phys department, and that you spent all that time with that ugly geeky kid named Paul from the astronomy department. I mean, like you did have perky nipples showing through your hippie t-shirt, and I woulda been happy to go to bed with you, but noooo, you were too good for us.

So, kid, suck it up, and keep wishing that you could be one billionth as hot as Katrinka.

William R. PhD
Amherst, MA USA

William R. PhD
Amherst, MA USA

Noelle H. said...

For the person who wrote that there is nothing on the web about Katrinka except for this site (and one or two other sites) I gotta tell you---

If you Google on [Katrinka conspiracy] you will find a link t a page with some really screwed up comments in the Comments section about Katrinka and conspiracy theories about her.
Anyway, here is the link to the page - you gotta look in the Comments section:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/7068765/The-search-for-aliens-should-start-on-Earth-not-outer-space-says-scientist.html

Noelle
Memphis TN

Marjorie Adams said...

Finally! You're seeing the connection! That scientist just happens to be Rupert Sheldrake -- a genius biologist out of the UK.

First he wowed the science world with his theories on morphic resonance and now he's doing research on telepathic communication between humans and pets. If you'll read Yarnmarket's KnitchMagazine, you'll see we've already contacted him. http://www.knitchmagazine.com/features/knitters-critters.html

Sheldrake is light years ahead of other scientists. They're so baffled by his brilliance that some of them have tried to discredit him.

Take a look at what the editor of Nature magazine wrote in the 80s when Rupert released his study that was the foundation of "New Science of Life."

Some people suspect that Rupert is involved with the Katrinka conspirators because he knows more than any human on this planet. They believe he has a secret source of knowledge -- the She Goddess Katrinka. But he disavows any knowledge of her and the conspirators who work with her.

Rupert Sheldrake and Paul Davies. A biologist and a physicist. Those are the guys to be watching right now. I don't think they simply know the Illuminati. I think they ARE the Illuminati.

You want to get their books. They know the Secrets of the Universe.

Marjorie Adams
President
RS/PD Foundation

Thomas Scinginni said...

Hello

I am looking for more information on a topic of great interest to me. An anonymous commenter sent a post yesterday with a time-date stamp of:
February 13, 2010 6:07 PM

This commenter mentioned that the science fiction six-episode TV series called Lost Room that had aired on Sci-Fi channel a few years ago (and now has a pretty large cult following) is or was really based upon true events.

This assertion, no matter how poorly written, caught my interest, because I have encountered this claim several times in the past, where persons with relatively good credibility have claimed that the Lost Room series was actually based on some real ocurrences that transpired at an unnamed motel somewhere in New Mexico. Most of the reports claiming that Lost Room was based upon a real event seem to further claim that some kind of rip in space and time happened in the room in question, although not necessarily exactly in the way as depicted in the fictional show.

Can anyone here tell me any more about this claim that the commenter made yesterday? I would really aprpeciate hearing anything you know or may have heard, because I fell in love with that show and the whole story, and I always had a funny gut sense while watching the show that it was perhaps based upon a real event.

Thank you in advance for your help. I appreciate it!

Thomas Scinginni, Brooklyn New York

Gooneybird said...

Thomas,
I will be in touch with you. Yes...I know how to reach you.

Gooneybird One

Anonymous said...

Well, so much for preserving secrecy and privacy surrounding Katrinka on the web. Yes, there may be only a few webpages which mention her and her exploits, but this morning I stumbled upon an Indonesian website that mentions some of her bizarre feats and the legends about her. It is at
http://cewek-hot.com/search/Raging+Bull+Oxford+Knight+International+Message+Board

Bill

Worthington H. Pennington said...

For all of you non-believers, maybe you ought to read today's issue of The Sun.

"SIX British passport holders and a glamorous blonde are being hunted over the killing of a Hamas leader in his luxury Dubai hotel."

If you don't already know about it I suggest you go to http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2855470/Brit-gang-hunted-for-Dubai-killing.html#ixzz0fi65Fnpl to read what happened.

Katrinka was there. As a matter of fact, she was the mastermind. In all the world there is no uber-assassin and counter-spy more feared and admired than Katrinka. She is deadly. And beautiful. She planned this killing so efficiently that she and her team were in and out of the room within ten minutes...completing another crime for the international police agencies to solve.

Worthington H. Pennington
Mayfair, London
UK

PS -- The Indian reference to Katrinka was code to let the Illuminati know that the Dubai project was completed. And Katrinka continues to travel the world leaving a path of destruction.

Anonymous said...

I know that some people here are attacking Katrinka for being cold and immoral. I gotta say that I admire her. She is so cool! Sheis amazing! I would really like to meet her!!!!!

Paul G. H. Vidoses

Dr. V. G. Khrisna said...

My dear Worthington H. Pennington, as leading conspiracy researcher in northern India, I must to inform you that not only was Katrinka mastermind of this most devious plot, but she was also the inventor and creator of the handheld "electrical appliance" used to electrocute the brain of the victim resulting in his immediate death after he was sedated with the injection. The truth is verily no human is a match for Katrinka and her foot soldiers. For it is true that she is the most skilled and foremost assassin in the world. I admire her muchly but from a safe distance if you will.

Dr. Veddu G. Khrisna

J.A. said...

Are you the Dr. Veddu G. Khrisna who blew the top off the Tsunami Conspiracy?

I read in Al-Osboa' that the tsunami could have been caused by an Indian nuclear experiment, and that a Dr. Veddu G. Khrisna had told Al-Osboa' that India had developed sophisticated nuclear intelligence (or stolen it from the US and Israel). The intent was to wipe out some of the people living in the area. But the tsunami was only a test of the system and more devious ecological disasters are planned.

Jonathan Anderson
Stornoway, Outer Hebrides

Dr. V. G. Khrisna said...

Some esteemed persons on another Internet board have raised the following question to me:

"The recent Dubai job was executed with rather great degree of sloppiness. Each of the 11 conspirators was captured many times on security cameras, and their facial images from the faked passports have now beeen circulated worldwide. This means that these 11 are of no further use in intelligence work or assination work anywhere in the world, for their cover is surely blown. Given that the training of agents is a very great cost, how is it that any group, whether it be the Mossad or the Irish Army or Katrinka's Foot Soldiers, would throw away 11 agents by exposing them thusly? No nation on earth can afford such a loss!"

My reply, dearest ones, is quite simple. This mathematics of logic would be quite true if we were speaking about the intelligence forces of any nation or any normal group. However, my dears, what you seem to forget is that this Dubai activity was orchestrated by Katrinka. She has tne power to shapeshift any living being to alternate form and appearance, and she gave the technology for a shapshifting device to the alien grays more than one hundred thousand years ago, and these same alien grays are now on earth to do her bidding.

These alien grays do yet have at hand on earth one or more of the Katrinka shapeshifting devices, and thusly the Foot Soldiers of Katrinka army is with ease able to change the appearance of any of their undercover agents at will.

Thusly, can you see, my dears, that it is not true that the cover of these 11 agents has been compromised in any way, because since they are in the employ of Katrinka, their appearance may be altered with great permanence by the shapeshifting device operated by the alien grays.

It is my hope, dear ones, that this illuminated esay will lay to rest your concerns regarding this previously perplexing matter for once and for all!

Cheers!

Dr. Veddu G. Khrisna

Vlad the Inhaler said...

Well said! We must remind detractors that Katrinka has effectively created a false trail for the international police and spy agencies to follow. While they are concentrating their efforts on this supposed "Group of 11" Katrinka and her shape-shifting colleagues will be performing other heinous acts (if we can call them that) with completely new identities and appearances.

Do not fool yourself into thinking she will ever be caught, or that she even risks being caught.

I do appreciate that she appeared to them as a "beautiful blonde." That's just like Katrinka. She may be clever, indeed, but she is still vain.

Respectfully,

Vladislav Trenskyovich
Moscow

V said...

It seems that a number of posters, most of them male, have been asking for nude photographs of Katrinka. I have a number of photographs of Katrinka, and would consider offering two or three farily high resolution (over 700 x 900) nude photographs of her, via auction on Ebay, if there is sufficient interest.

If a sufficient number of persons express interest on this page, then I will list the photographs on Ebay and will announce the auction information here.

V.

Anonymous said...

Hey V
I desperately want those fotos. Will pay good money on Ebay. Or, better, I am a very beautiful 25 year old female, and if you want to skip Ebay I would like to show my appreciation in other ways. Interested? Respond.

Suzanne M. Central Pennsylvania

Noelle D said...

This is to V. I have a pretty good guess who yuo are, V. I want those photos. Do not sell them on Ebay. Please. Give them to me. If you agree I will come to you and make you very happy. I am a very hot 29 year old girl and I will give you great love and more. If you are the V that I think you are, we have already met so you know how hot I am.

Noelle in Atlantic City NJ (formerly from Bayonne)

Anonymous said...

Hi "V":

Forget those two ugly skank bitches! I am a beautiful and very hot 34 year old woman in Santa Fe (and part time in Taos as a resident artist for the past 4 years). I want those pics. Whatever you do, do not sell them on Ebay! If you give them to me, I will travel to your home and make you very happy for one month's time. I am very sweet. I can make you gloriously happy.


Samantha
Sante Fe and Taos

Snagglepuss said...

V. Do not dare to sell my photographs on Ebay. Do not even think of it. Do not dare to give my photographs to any of these cheap hussies who are asking for them. Do not even think of it.

Do not dare to consort with any of these cheap hussies. Do not even think of it.

You are mine. I have had you. You are mine forever. I own you. Forever. You do not sell my photographs. You do not give them away. You do not consort with cheap hussies who want favors. Ever.

Snagglepuss

Anonymous said...

Interesting! The news media around the world is atwitter this morning with tales of the indictment of alleged international arms merchant Viktor Bout and his associate Richard Chichakli.

Bout has regularly been called the "Merchant of Death" by news outlets, politicians and spokespersons for the intelligence communities of numerous countries.

What a joke this is! What most of them do not realize, and what those in the know will not publicly acknowledge, is that Bout was not working alone. Nor was he working for himself.

You see, the reality is that no man working alone could be so powerful, so protected, so shielded, so connected and so immune to reprisals as was Bout.

The truth of the matter is that Katrinka set up Bout in his nefarious business for her own purposes. She pulled all the strings, she kept him protected, granted him power and access that no ordinary mortal man could enjoy on his own.

Why? She did it only because it was of benefit to her, in her plans for world domination.

Much as we might despair about her motives, her goals and the means that she employs, she is admittedly to be admired for her artistry and craftsmanship; her tradecraft is impeccable and beyond reproach. She has no equal!

Anonymous said...

ummmm... hmmmm... dear anonymous... you just wrote, in your babbling idiocy, the following text:
"she is admittedly to be admired for her artistry and craftsmanship; her tradecraft is impeccable and beyond reproach. She has no equal!"

Of course she is master of tradecraft! She invented the entire field of human endeavor in the sphere encompassing syping, spy tradecraft, internatinal chicanery and global conspiracies many millenia ago, when the human race was yet young! So it is no wonder that she is the master of this realm! Are you an idiot? How could you not have recognized that simple fact? Or are you one of her shills?

Fulton said...

Many years ago I encountered a group in Colorado who told me they understood the Secrets of the Universe. They were followers of people like Blavatsky and Jung, and worshiped the Goddess Sophia.

I attended one of their secret meetings in the basement of a small white church in Boulder, CO where I'd traveled after seeing ad small ad in the Charlotte Observer, "People with gifts sought for spiritual enlightment." After a very strange ceremony (which included the kissing of a cat's tail) they brought forth a portrait covered in a gleaming golden cloth.

As they chanted some words in a language I didn't understand (something to do with Abraxas) they lifted the cloth to reveal a portrait the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Painted above her in a cloud was a beautiful, fluffy cat with piercing blue eyes.

They started chanting, "Hail Katrinka. Hail Sophia. Goddess of Wisdom, She Who Is and Will Ever Be."

While I was intoxicated by the incense, the chanting, and the dark energy of the room, I became alarmed by the intensity and I swore never to go back there.

But now, in retrospect, I believe I was wrong. I have traveled back to the church to find the group. Instead, there was a BP Station run by a strangely peaceful man who said he knew nothing about a church and I'd be best not to seek it. As I walked out of the place, disappointed, he called out, "May the Goddess of Wisdom protect you."

I am afraid...but at the same time compelled to find these people. Can anyone tell me where they might be?

Sincerely,

Robert H. Fulton
Charlotte, NC

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Robert H. Fulton:

Your story is a bit familiar to me, and because of that, a bit creepy, and the hairs on the back of my neck are erect as I write this report, and my spine is ice cold.

A number of years ago, in 1996, I flew from Florida to Los Angeles for a four-hour psychic reading with the world-famous psychic/intuitive Bella Karish, the founder and chief benevolent despot of the Fellowship of Universal Guidance in Glendale, CA. Bella, now deceased, was the renowned psychic, psychometrist and numerology teacher repeatedly mentioned by spiritual teacher/author Dr. Brugh Joy in his books and by author Dan Millman, author of the "Spiritual Warrior" series of books, in his works. She was also consulted by many celebrities and by at least two US Presidents while they were in office.

In the middle of the reading in the small headquarters chapel of the Fellowship in Glenda, as she held my slightly snot-stained handkerchief in her hands, Bella caught her breath sharply, and looked at me with piercing eyes, and told me with a mixture of awe and great concern on her face that I was destined, in about 15 years time, to meet an eoxtically beautiful cat/human goddess or deity named She Who Is, and that this deity was also known by the name Katrinka.

She further told me she could see a tiny white church on the outskirts of Boluder, Colorado, where a cult was based that worshipped Katrinka. She cautioned me not to attempt to find the church at that time (for she said, "that would not work out at all", but rather, she told me, I would be drawn to the city, and to the proper spot in the city, many years in the future, at a time when the church had been replaced by an ultra-modern green-and-white gas station, and my experiences there would lead me to a meeting with the exotic goddess known as Katrinka.

Bella Karish died in 2007 and thus I am not able to get updates or fine-tunings to my reading from her.

I went to a world-famous psychic named Frances here in Miami a few years ago, and she told me much the same thing, without any prompting or hints on my part. She told me that I would likely encounter the goddess Katrinka in 2010 or 2011.

That is all that I know. I have told you all I know. There is no more, but wonderment and awe.

For obvious reasons, I am not free to sign my real name.

ShiversUpMySpine

Anonymous said...

Urp. Matters are growing very interesting. For my own private reasons, I tend to use Alexa server at least twice per week to check in on visitor traffic to this website. Something strange has emerged from the data.

What is striking and alarming is that starting yesterday, about two or three days after the first posts appeared here alleging that Katrinka was linked with the recent assassination of a Hamas leader in Dubai, this webpage has been receiving frequent visits from IP addresses located in Dubai and associated with the police apparatus there, from the Palestine, and from a town in Israel that is widely reputed to be home to many members of Mossad. So, this website, for better or for worse, has attracted the repeated attentions of the Dubai polizia, of Hamas operatives in Palestine, and of Mossad officials/analysts in Israel.

I am not sure whether to laugh or cry. Or hide. Amazing. Utterly amazing, and a bit frightening.

anonymous interested partie

GPK said...

To Ms. V. (or Mr. V. whatever the case might be) - I amvery intrested in your offer. Please to post your offering ofthe photographs on Ebay. I will appreciate it. I promise you that I will bid up to US dollars 250 perhaps more for the photographs. I am always wanted the photographs of Katrinka. Since reading article about her majesty in 1981 June edition of Hindustan Times.

I am thanking you.

G.P.K.

Warning! Do not buy fotos said...

I warn you do not purchase fotos of Katrinka. I purchase fotos and soon my family leave me. I lose job. I lose home. I lose every thing I have because of fotos. They are cursed. Do not buy them. Do not look at them on ebay web site. Do not lust after beautiful assassin cat woman. I warn you. I wish some one warn me so I not lose every thing I have.

Respectfully,

Sylvano P. Guinara
Balzano, ITALY

Emily Hunter said...

CPAC chose Ron Paul without realizing the he, too, is a member of the Illuminati and that he had an affair with Katrinka from 1979 to 1981. They met while he was at an obstetrics seminar at the Hospital for Sick Children in Toronto, Canada. They stayed together in a suite at the Royal York Hotel on Front Street. I have photographs of them leaving Le Mascaron, a French restaurant near the hotel. I also have photographs of them at the Royal Alexandra Theatre where they attended the play, "A Chorus Line" together. They spent three days of passion at the Royal York and went on to conduct their secret affair until she grew bored with him -- as she always does.

She has been giving him instructions for many years.

This will be revealed if he runs for president.

Howie said...

I am here looking for Katrinka. Or for means to quickly contact Katrinka. I am temporarily located on job site in Belgium. I need to purchase from Katrinka 40 pounds of C4 explosive and 20 grams of red mercury for job to be executed five days from now. I will check back every four to six hours for message from Katrinka or her agents. Can handle cash up front terms.

Thank you.

Howie K. Brussels

Mobile Duck said...

Dear Sir,

In response to your message dated February 20, 2010 6:45 PM, we have the materials requested in our inventory. Unfortunately, C4 is available only in bags of 25 pounds. We do not split these bags so you will either need to purchase 2 for a total of 50 pounds or 1 bag of C4 and 2 bags of C3. If you need precise explosive power, you can adjust the amount of C3 you add to the mix, understanding that it is 47.63% the strength of C4.

Regarding the red mercury, again we do not split vials of 25 grams so you would need to purchase somewhat more than you currently require. You may be able to find the red mercury in smaller quantities on Craigslist, but our warranty does not apply to pre-owned materials.

Please contact us to let us know whether you are willing to purchase the larger amounts.
Our terms are cash only, however we are no longer accepting US $ due to our lack of faith in the American economy. If you do not have access to a Chinese financial institution you may choose to pay for the materials with gold. (We will accept bars, Canadian Maple Leafs or Krugerrands.)

Please note that we are also having a special Internet President's Day offer on C-3180. For this week only you can purchase 10 pounds of C-3180 at half the usual price. Stock up now while the prices are low!

We can arrange with you an exchange of cash for materials at one of our 300 global depots after you confirm your order. Please refer to Customer Inquiry US452861-B.

Thank you for contacting us. We appreciate your business and we look forward to working with you.

Sincerely,
Mobile Duck
Customer Service Representative
Katrinka Corporation

Hailey in Gibraltar said...

My name is Hailey. I am a traveling contractor and wannabe hottie female ultra-assassin. I have been reading lately on Interweb that the assassins who performed the recent hit in Dubai were all using credit cards from an American bank named Meta Bank. Many sources claim that this bank is operated by Katrinka. Yetly, whens I shearch the web, I find many banks named the same name. Can someone please steer me to the proper Meta Bank owned and operated by Katrinka for facilitation of nefarious purposings?

Hailey C. M.
Gibraltar

Financial Person said...

Do not trust Meta Bank! Check out these links:

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/meta-bank-iadvance-c96941.html

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080329161637AAQ6diK

http://m.desmoinesregister.com/news.jsp?key=489681&rc=bn&p=2

Katrinka would never deal with a company like this. She uses only good, strong financial institutions...despite her affair with Bernie Madoff.

FYI, Katrinka insists that Lord Conrad Black was completely innocent of all the charges against him and that the US Feds wanted him imprisoned because of his influence in the Illuminati. Before he married the beautiful and catlike Barbara Amiel, he had a torrid affair with Katrinka.

You have been warned about Meta Bank.

Anonymous said...

As a retired historian with an interest in geopolitics, I am fascinated that many loose ends and threads about Katrinka all seem to lead to Gibraltar. Now we seem to have a commenter who is an assassin-in-training who also claims to be in Gibraltar, at least for her current posting. I must ask with some befuddlement:

What IS it about Katrinka and Gibraltar? Why the constant and never-ending links from her to Gibraltar? I understand that there are some threads linking her to Brussels, because that city has historically been a hotbed of tradecraft and shady off-the-record arms and munitions deals, but Gibraltar?

Samuel I.

Mayor Jim Gorris said...
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Mayor Jim Gorris said...

On behalf of the people of Gibraltar, Michigan I would like to thank you for your kind reference to our fine city. We are very proud of our home, and are honored that Katrinka has chosen our community as her base.

As you may know, the City of Gibraltar is a clean, quiet, and pleasant community with many homes adjacent to the waterways. It's a perfect refuge often chosen by members of the Witness Protection Agency, secret members of the Illuminati and world-renowned uber-assassins and counter-spies. The City is without heavily traveled roads, the roar of traffic, and the noise of heavy industry. Thus, the approach of government vehicles such as black Escalades, black helicopters, and black cigarette boats is easily detected.

Many of the homes that are situated along the waterways have large picture windows. The residents can look out upon the water and enjoy the antics of the ducks and geese. This is especially true in the spring when the ducklings are hatched. They provide joy and entertainment for the residents and visitors alike.

Gibraltar, is a very unique community and a little different than the nearby inland areas, mainly because it is enriched by it's proximity to the water. The water also tempers the air so that, in the summer, we are a few degrees cooler than the inland communities.

With our 2 1/2 miles of water frontage on the Detroit River and a network of canals we offer easy access to recreational boaters, cargo boats and uber-assassins seeking a convenient refuge from which they can launch attacks on nearby marinas, theme parks or Eastern bloc countries. A majority of the homes have easy access to the water -- perfectly situated for late night deliveries of C40 or red mercury. During the warmer months, boating, fishing, and water-related sports are the favorite pastimes of many citizens and residents-in-hiding.

Many boaters cross Lake Erie for a weekend to spend time at Put-in-Bay or Cedar Point, Ohio. The water has a soothing effect upon the visitors and residents. In a short period of time, you can leave your troubles behind, and enjoy the tranquility of the adjacent trails to nearby Lake Erie Metro Park.

Mayor Jim Gorris
Gibraltar, MI
USA

Leonard P. Cohen said...

Last night, as I lay in my bed thinking of the woman I love, I wrote a poem for Katrinka.

Lonely am I...alone in my bed
Visions of loveliness dance in my head
I close my eyes, I sigh and I think 'o
The beautiful killer, my beloved Katrinka.

Adrift on a sea of torturous lust
Consuming my soul like a Ford Falcon's rust
I open a bottle and I take a drink 'o
The elixir of life that is my Katrinka.

I have sent my poem to U2, Coldplay, Nickelback, Foo Fighter's, The Killers, The Doves and Reliant K. I'm sure one of them will want to record this song for Katrinka.

Leonard P. Cohen (not related to the other Leonard Cohen)
Des Moines, Iowa

Simone Richaud said...

I have been contacted by a woman named Katrinka who said I needed to post a message here. She told me that she is the head of an international community of Intelligentsia who are well on their way to World Domination. Among the members of her group are illustrious heads of state, billionaire bankers, and ex-KGB, CIA, M-5 and Interpol operatives. There are also scientists from virtually ever Western nation, and thought-leaders from the press and political circles. The message Katrinka wanted me to post is this:

HELLO, IT'S ME.
TODD RUNDGREN HOLDS THE KEY.

I don't know what this means or why I'm to post it here. I do know that some people claimed in the 1980s that "Todd is God." I thought he was just a singer.

But Katrinka said I needed to post this message right away because the future of the world depends on it.

She also said that if anyone hurts Todd Rundgren she will kill them with red mercury.

Thank you for your kind attention.

Simone Richaud,
Marseilles, FRANCE

Anonymous said...

Things get stranger and stranger where Katrinka is concerned. I have a tale for you that is far stranger than fiction; it involves Katrinka, of course.

There has been a strange scandal rife with intrigue unfolding in Italy over the past eight months. Briefly, the bizazre tale involves a governor, and ex-TV presenter, who quit his job and retired to a monastery after been caught on videotape having affairs with transsexuals. Along the way, corrupt cops videotaped one of his trysts and collected blackmail money from the politician while peddling copies of the videotape to a magazine owned by the prime minister, who, at the time, was rumored to be entangled with an underage Neapolitan model and with numerous female sexual escorts.

That is not all. One of the transsexuals, a Brazilian named Brenda, then turned up naked and dead, her laptop computer submerged under a running tap in the sink. And her best transsexual friend, who had also spent time with the governor, also died under suspicious circumstances. And the drug dealer who had supplied cocaine to the governor and Brenda also died under stragne circumstances; the Italian police are callilng all of the deaths murders. You may read more about this strange series of bizarre clownish misadventures at:

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/mar/05/world/la-fg-italy-scandal6-2010mar06

Of course, Katrinka was behind the whole thing, and some insiders say that she did it all not for profit, but for the pure fun of it.

Anonymous said...

Luigi,

If you're the one who wrote this, you'd better get out of the country.

She knows where you are.

Your Friend

Anonymous said...

As reported in many journals and on numerous websites, including Wikipedia, on February 24, 1961, several earth-based monitoring stations picked up radio transmissions form a vehicle in orbit around the earth.

The Russian language transmissions were garbled, and appeared to come from a couple, that is, one male and one female cosmonaut. The garbled transmissions referenced something dangerous and strange that the couple could see outside of their ship, and abut which they urgently wanted to communicate detailes to their ground station in Russia on Earth.

It appears that their own ship then went out of control, and their transmissions grew more panicked. What happened next is unclear, but all verbal radio communication from the ship was lost.

At around the same time, several ground-based listening stations in the Western world, including monitoring stations in the UK, Italy, Canada, USA and Australia, reportedly picked up a Morse code SOS signal from a craft in space. As the signal got weaker over the next day or two, it was assumed whatever craft it was had spun out of orbit and had disappeared into deep space.

It is now known by a select few in the intelligence community that the craft was an early Russian spacecraft carrying two cosmonauts, a married couple. For reasons that are not clear even today, it is said that Katrinka chose to terrorize the crew and that she eventually sent their craft hurtling out of Earth orbit and toward the outer planets of our solar system, much to the terror of the two Russian cosmonauts aboard the ship.

Anonymous said...

The above-mentioned Italian scandal is not all. The news media has now been filled for the past 24 hours with the news that a prominent Rome government official and businessman who is also a volunteer ceremonial usher for the Pope has been caught on tape hiring transsexual prostitutes through the services of a 29-year old Vatican chior member who was "connected".

Although her motives are not yet clear (of course, are they ever?) Katrinka was deeply involved in the unveiling of this scandal, as well as the recent sex scandal that befell the Church of Rome in Germany, regarding abuse of members of a Catholic boy's choir.

The Keeper said...

What you write is not true. Katrinka has no involvement in the Italian sex scandals, especially those involving the Holy See. Many years ago -- before Ratzinger was His Holiness Pope Benedict -- when he was defying authorities to keep the church alive while government forces tried to end it, he struck a deal with Katrinka. She agreed not only to support the church but also to help him in his determination to end the scandals that have so divided the Catholic community. The Pope agreed to release to Katrinka certain sensitive documents related to the Merovingians. She would have nothing to do with the current scandals. Moreover, she will punish those who have caused them. Be forewarned.

Anonymous said...

A commentary on the madness of modern human society:

Verily we have been reading ithe headlines of late of an infamous woman from Montgomery County Pennsylvania who is called "Jihad Jane". She is alleged to have tried to arrange the assassination of a European citizen via the Internet. She wil likely go to jail for life, as wil her co-conspirators across Europe.

Yet the strange thing is that Katrinka has arranged many thousands of assassinations via the same Internet, and also by telephone and by shortwave radio. Yet, due to cerain secret arragngements with the powers that be, we never read of her antics in the media, and we never hear the media calling her nicknames such as "Assassin Lady Katrinka".

No, of course not. For she, in effect, rules the world and she would never allow that to happen, unless, of course, she wanted that to happen.

anonymous

Marcus said...

Anyone who knows, knows that Katrinka is The One.

We should prepare now for December 21, 2012.

May the force of Katrinka be with you.

Anonymous said...

At one time I was one of Katrinkna's lovers. She often took me into her confidence. Do yuo recall the Tunguska Event of June 30 1908, where a massive above-ground 3o megaton magnitude explosion near the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in what is now called Krasnoyarsk Krai in Russia leveled forests over an area of 830 sq miles?

It was actually due to the machinations of Katrinka.

The same is true of the massive explosion due to a "meteorite strike" that caused the extinction of dinosaurs on Earth 65 million years ago, forming the iridium-enriched layer at the K-T boundary in geologic strata. It was the handiwork of Katrinka.

James DeB. said...

My name is James. I am seventy-nine years old. I am living in open society at this moment, on my own. But this is very rare for me, I have spent much of my adulthood since age 30 hospitalized with a broken heart and severe lassitude. It was because of Katrinka.

I had an affair with her and helped her with some of her "secret projects" over a span of four months back in 1961. I will never forget those days. But she left me and broke my heart. I have been a broken man since then.

The docs say that it is near impossible to recover from such a thing, what they call an "ultimate peak experience". They say nothing that occurs afterward can compare and so the person is left a victim of severe depression and lassitude. I still feel horrible.

Anonymous said...

There is a thread on the SkunkWorks forum at the Above Top Secret site where the people claim that the true purpose of the CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is to function as a Stargate to allow an ancient pre-Egyptian alien race to come back to earth and take it over.

One of the proofs of this thesis offered by the posters is that fact that some of the engineers and scientists working on the project have statues of the Indian goddess Shiva in their offices.

You can see the forum by going to:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread557987/pg1

What they do not realize, these superdense idiots, is that this is all the work of Katrinka. A project as expensive and complex as the CERN LHC could NEVER have gotten started, much less been built, without Katrinka having been behind it every step of the way.

She has an agenda, for she wants to bring her tall arrogant friends, the ancient pre-Egyptian alien settlers, back to earth. She wants them to help her institute the New World Order.

Anonymous said...

There is a thread on the SkunkWorks forum at the Above Top Secret site where posters claim that the true purpose of the CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is to function as a Stargate to allow an ancient pre-Egyptian alien race to come back to earth and take it over.

One of the proofs of this claim that is offered by the posters is that fact that some of the engineers and scientists working on the project have statues of the Indian goddess Shiva in their offices.

Here is the link to the forum:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread557987/pg1

The reality is that it IS true that the true purpose of the ERN LHC project is to create a Stargate-like doorway to allow the ancient pre-Egyptian invaders/settlers to return to earth. However, what the superdense idiots on the forum failed to realize is that Katrinka is behind the entire project. She wants to bring the tall alien invaders back to earth so that they will serve as her army to take over the earth and enslave all peoples under the New World Order.

Katrinka is pure evil, but she is indeed beautiful, and we are all powerless to stop her. Even the most powerful nations in the world tremble before her, for their power cannot match hers.

Samuel H.

Pink Shadow said...

See? See?! I told you so! You people were saying that Katrinka is dead because there was no activity for a few weeks. But I knew what was really going on. And there's no way in hell I'm going to reveal it.

All I can say is that you've got to watch what's going on with the Hadron Collider, the new "man" they dug up in Africa, and the recent increase in activity in telephone calls between certain parties in Zurich, Dubai, New Delhi, Washington and -- of all places -- Thunder Bay.

I am not joking. This is dangerous territory and I shouldn't even be talking about it. I risk my life by revealing anythin I know of the conspiracy. (Listen to Coast to Coast for clues.)

Yours in Katrinka,
Pink Shadow

PS to the Broken-Hearted Geezer --
I'm sorry you're not well, but for God's sake, anyone who has an affair with Katrinka knows what the risks are. Don't try to convince anyone that your 50 years of being "broken" weren't worth your few minutes of ecstasy.

Anonymous said...

The alternative health guru / immortality guru MD Deepak Chopra, MD has publicly claimed that he accidentally caused the major Baja
California/Mexico earthquake that occurred on April 4th ; he says he
caused it by meditating on the Hindu goddess Shiva. Here are some links:
http://bit.ly/9o9j1A
http://bit.ly/cP7Iaz
http://bit.ly/dmOIHz

The man is deluded. Any major earthquake, same as is true for any major natural disaster, has only one true cause: Katrinka. Such things can and will happen only if and when willed by Katrinka, She Who Is. For physical reality is her playground, and we, and our world, are like mere silly putty in Her hands. We are less than a toy to Her.

Simon Wellsley Harrington, PhD said...

The news media was ablaze with headlines a few days ago, announcing that a strangely-dressed man, claiming to have traveled back in time from the future, was found at the CERN Linear Hadron Collider (LHC). One article on the topic may be found at:
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

The reality is that he was a testing scientist dispatched by Katrinka to conduct preliminary tests on the efficacy of the LHC when used as a Stargate. Once She and Her minions are satisfied that the LHC Stargate is functioning well, she will open the gate to allow 2 million stormtroopers of the ancient pre-Egyptian alien invader race to enter our world. She will then have them put all of us in concentration camps where we will work as slave labor.

I know this as fact, for I am a historian of the future.

Simon Wellsley Harrington, PhD
Professor of Future History
Universal World Rock University
Tenerife campus and Grand Cayman Island campus

Armstrong Hastings said...

Dear Dr. Wellesley,

Did the man who appeared at CERN claim to be Thaddeus Stargazer? It is very important that I have this information.

Also, do not trust Deepak. I have attended several of his "seminars" and while I once considered him a friend, I know now that he is a fraud. He started off with good intentions but was duped by enemies of Katrinka and he now considers himself the Anti-Katrinka Christ-Buddha. It is sad to see such a brilliant, spiritual man reduced to such a state, claiming responsibility for acts beyond his capability while peddling his aromas in a slick 48-page, full color catalogue.

You will notice that Katrinka this morning eliminated the Polish President.

Be alarmed. Be prepared. December 21, 2012 you will want to be at Ground Zero.

Armstrong Hastings
Pueblo, Colorado

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Dr. Oscar Karabanow said...

Armstrong,
I thought we'd resolved your obsession with Katrinka and this blog. Please contact my office immediately so we can increase your Tofranil from 25 mg to 50 mg.

Sincerely,

Dr. Oscar Karabanow

Anonymous said...

This is just a quick note to address the fact that more than one recent poster/commenter has noted that there were no new Comment posts on this blog for over three weeks recently.

This absence of posts for about three weks was not a coluntary choice of commenters/posters, but rather, it was simply due to the fact that the Comment software was no working for much of the three-week period, and one of the symptoms was that if a site visitor clicked on the "Post
a Comment" link on the website, the Post a Comment page would not load.

It seems that a concomitant problem which occured at about the same time -- and which may well have been related to the above-noted problem -- was that the blog server and the comment server could not decide for sure exactly how many posts had been posted to this blog, and thus, the counter displaying the number of comments (e.g., "365 Comments") started to display counts that varied erratically and unpredictably across the range of 220 to 392 posts; the count varied greatly across page visits, even within short period of an hour or less between page visits.

The problem that prevented site visitors from posting has apparently now been fixed by the blog hosting service, allowing commenters to post once again, but the displayed count of the comments seems to still vary quite a bit from visit to visit, and from minute to minute.

Strangely, all of these above-mentioned problems first started to occur in the wake of the assassination in Dubai of the Hamas official named Mahmoud al Mabhouh, and within two weeks after site visitor tracking logs showed multiple visits to the site from Mossad-linked ISPs in Israel and from police headquarters in Dubai.

anonymouse

Anonymous said...

In the wake of reading on this web blog about Katrinka and after finding two photogrpahs of her on the Internet, I now have great lust for Katrinka.

Given her history and her callousness toward humans, is it wrong for me to lust this way for her?

I want her badly. I would do anything to have one hour with her.

Am I bad? Have I lost my soul? Am I so wrong? Or am I very right?

Samuel G.

Anonymous said...

I read at a conspiracy theory website that if you go go Google and type
Katrinka viral

the first link returned would be really strange and would reveal previously top secret information about a top secret conspiracy that has been ongoing for hundreds of thousands of years.

I did it and it took me here. This is too weird.

I now badly need medications to allow me to deal with the bizarre and horrible things I have read here.

This is beyond belief. This is horrible.

Anonymous said...

Excuse my wordes please. English is not my firstly language. It has come to mines attention that one of the Katrinka protege has been subject of quite the fine magazine article. At Wired the Magazineum. This man Blanchard has been rated as the most masterful thiefs in the worlde. You can to see the articles heare:

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/03/ff_masterthief_blanchard

This man studied with Katrinka for the six years. He still at times does the work for her upons hers requeste.

Deborah Knight said...

On behalf of Yarnmarket, I would like to thank Anonymouse for letting us know about the issues related to the Comments feature on Blogspot. We were unaware of the problem because we were unable to access the site during our travels to Seattle, Portland and Toronto over recent weeks.

We'd traveled to Seattle to pick up a shipment of Red Mercury so our knitters can purchase it online for fast delivery. (Orders over $100 ship free in the U.S.)

However, due to a clerical error, our shipment had been sent to a warehouse in Portland where we were asked to come under the cloak of darkness, without weapons, and with a note of introduction from our contact in Lucerne in order to retrieve it.

When we went to the location at the appointed time we found the place boarded up and no one in sight.

A large, fluffy and devastatingly beautiful cat approached us, and leapt into Alex's arm. After nuzzling Alex's cheek for several minutes, the cat bolted from him and disappeared into the darkness. He found in his pocket a note telling him to go to a house on Dennis Avenue in Toronto, across from the public school, just a block up from Weston Road.

Alex declared his undying love for the cat, and we traveled to Canada to pick up our shipment.

I am happy to report that we now have Red Mercury available to any of our knitters who are interested in cardigans, Sherpa hats and world domination. Please be sure to order now because quantities are limited and our Red Mercury is proving to be an extremely popular item.

Thanks again to Anonymouse for letting us know that the blog was not functioning in our absence.

Be sure to sign up for the Yarnmarket newsletter so you'll be first to know when additional shipments arrive.

Sincerely,

Deborah Knight
Yarnmarket.com

Anonymous said...

Eeeww! You people are seriously damaged, like from the neck up!

Last time I visited this page a couple of months ago, I noted here that the Alexa site rankng showed that this page had 680 unique visitors, and that those visitors made a total of over 10,000 visits to this INCREDIBLY STUPID page. Do you remember my post, or are you all too busy obsessing about Katrinka?

Huh?

Well, I used Alexa site ranking and visitor stats again last night (I am a Premium member, so I can do neat stuff with the stats), and this infinitely bizarre page now has about 3,000 unique visitors and over 60,000 page visits! Yikes! Sixty thousand page visits, all about a stupid cat!

What is even more messed up, if you ask me, is Alexa tracking shows that Google's search robot spider visits this page four or five times a day.

That is truly scary! It is just as bad a portent as the fact that the Library of Congress announced yesterday that they are gonna start keeping all tweets sent to Twitter. Totally sick! Totally perverted!

And yes, the viral metering sites, like BettysTrack, they are still chirping that this page Katrinka has "gone viral"! The ascent of Lady Gaga was bad enough, but this this is definitely a sign of the beginning of End Times. ....

Like I did a couple of months ago, I still suggest that all of youse get yourselfses into very long-term psychotherapy with a qualified counselor or a psychiatrist. You all need it really bad!

Edipuss Wrecks said...

Yeah? Well, you'll want a psychiatrist when Trink takes over the world. Did you not see her pyrotechnic display over the midwest USA the other night? Do you know wonder about the volcano in Iceland? Have you not noticed the upswing in earthquakes lately? Who do you think is responsible?

Prepare to meet your maker. Repent now. The time is soon upon us.

I will go willingly into the light with Katrinka...Goddess, Creator and She Who Is.

K is for Kataclysm said...

This is for all of you doubters: When you see the photos of the smoke from the volcano, look very closely. You will see the face of Katrinka.

It is she who has stirred the tectonic spirits. Do you fools not realize the game? The end of the world does not come in one great cataclysm. This dying planet will be shattered bit by bit to prolong human suffering. The undeserved will burn in eternal hellfire. The knowers will revel in heavenly bliss with the Goddess of All That Is.

Repent now! The Night of Katrinka draws nigh.

Carrie W. L. said...

You guys are such wimps! I just visited to see how this site is doing and notice that not one person has posted for over a month! Wimps! Woosies!

Yes, I know that Katrinka issued a blanket death threat over a month ago, decreeing that from that moment forward, anyone that anyone who posted ANY personal information about her, including any mention or details of her history or her exploits, would be killed immediately, along with all of their loved ones, but, geez....
COME ON, folks, it is just a CAT! She can't really hurt anyone! The stories about her are fables, mere urban legend, and nothing more, and you people are all dunces to fall for the legend!

-Carrie

Anonymous said...

Carrie,
I'll have you know that no fewer than 27 people have been murdered as a result of their postings on this blog. Anonymouse fell victim to rat poison. Samuel G. was found in a bathtub clutching an electric fan (and a note pinned to his naked chest that said, "In memory of Thomas Merton), Armstrong Hastings "fell" off a cliff while hiking, Anatoly ate pierogi tainted with cyanide. Provo "fell" out of a Cessna 150, Zorata was found face down in an irrigation ditch, Violet K. was eaten by an alligator in the Okanagan, and Sam B. Patterson was found flattened on the NJ Turnpike. Shall I continue?

And you're calling people wimps?

Why don't you post your full name and address and see how wimpy you are?

I'd better go now. I am posting from a library computer in the upper Michigan peninsula. I am wearing a disguise in case there are cameras.

Wimps, are we?

John Q. Public,
Somewhere in Michigan

PS
Are you foolish enough to think that Katrinka ISN'T responsible the volcanic eruption and the BP spill? She is displeased with us right now. Repent or die.

Jane T. said...

John Q. Public, I guess you can raise your count of deaths to 28 now. My husband died mysteriously two weeks ago, after having posted tales of his past experinces with Katrinka repeatedly in online forums and list groups after Katrinka had issued her edict.

Funny, but I do not hold any blame against Katrinka or her foot soldiers in this matter, and rather I place full blame for his owndeath on the shoulders of my otherwise-briliant and now-dead husband Jonathan. Even before Katrinka had issued her ultimatum, I had warned him repeatedly of the folly of posting tales about Katrinka; at one point I was so frustrated with his behavior that I told him that writing stories about Katrinka was a more certain way to death than eating a bowl of poison.

But he would not listen to me, and he kept right on posting stories about Katrinka on the Internet. So, I was not surprised at all when he was found dead in his motel room while on a business trip to Atlanta and under very mysterious cirsumstances. The hotel maids found his body dead on the bed, covered in yellow roses. There was a large note sitting on his chest which read "SINNER".

The coroner says that it is impossible to determine the exact cause of death, but it was probably a sophisticated toxin that was injected into him.

I blame only him for his untimely demise. He was an absolute fool when it came to Katrinka.

Jane in South Carolina

Joshua the Monk said...

John's mention of Thomas Merton in his post above reminds me of my own Katrinka tale. Here it is, in abbreviated form. Due to anticipated space limitations, Part One appears below, and Part Two will follow shortly.

Part One
It was late Fall of 1983, and I had been a dedicated Zen student for over a decade. In my time at Zen monasteries across the world over the past twelve years, I had heard numerous tales of the eccentric Catholic mystic, a Trappist priest named Father Theophane, who had reportedly spent much time across many years at Zen monasteries and Tibetan Buddhist monasteries in his search for God. It was said that he might show up at any time, at any odd hour of day or night, at any of the dozens of Zen and Tibetan monasteries scattered across North America and Central America.

Theophane's hunger to be close to God was reportedly so great that, according to numerous tales told in the halls of the monasteries late at night, he had apparently done many extreme things in his quest, ranging from severe asceticism, lengthy fasts and extreme isolation to ingesting all sorts of hallucinogenic drugs; some said that he was now more than half-crazy as a result of some his more insane and ill-advised experiments, but all noted that he remained a very sincere and respectful man, one who was very serious in his quest for God.

According to all of the tales, Theophane was reputed to be a very tall and angular man, with wild hair and wild glowing eyes, and who literally radiated a fanatical zeal for finding God. However, despite the fact that I had been traveling the Zen monastery circuit heavily for twelve years, and despite the fact that I had heard many tales about Theophane, I had never yet met Father Theophane; he remained, to me, a legend only, although I heard over the years that he had written a small mystical book titled "Tales of a Magic Monastery."

That would all change one dark, cold and stormy night in early November of 2003.

I was spending a week on retreat at a large and busy Zen (well, busy by Zen standards) monastery in the mountains on the East Coast of the USA. Each of the retreat attendees had certain assigned duties during the retreat; these duties rotated among us from day to day.

On this particular night, it had been my job to sleep in a tiny stark room located just off the main ground floor hallway in the main building, near the back door, and within earshot of both the front and back doors; it was my job to keep a watchful ear and eye peeled during the night for any minor emergencies or problems that might arise, including making sure that the front and rear doors were locked and answering the doors in the unlikely event that anyone might knock on either door in the middle of the night.

At three minutes before midnight on the day in question, I was roused from a deep slumber by a loud pounding on the rear door of the building, located about twelve feet down the hall from my tiny room. I stumbled to the door and opened it to a very windy, cold and rainy night.

Standing in the doorway, partially illuminated and eerily silhouetted by the bright yellow-white light from sodium vapor lamps on the pathway behind him, stood a very tall, thin and angular man, perhaps in his mid-sixties. His long bushy graying hair was wildly extended in a hundred directions, and his eyes glowed, burning intensely with an unearthly fire. I took brief stock of his noteworthy appearance and then asked him who he was and what he wanted.

...continued below in Part Two

Joshua the Monk said...

Part Two

The stranger told me, somewhat impatiently, and in very few words, implying that I should have somehow known already, that his name was Theophane, and that he had arrived to start his two month residence at the monastery. I dimly recalled that the head monk had casually mentioned to me two days earlier that Father Theophane might (or might not, as the case might be, he cautioned) be arriving at the monastery at some point within the next week or two, and so I invited him in, and, in case he did not already know the way, I pointed him toward the large dormitory room down the hall in which visitors to the monastery stayed.

I then locked the door and turned to walk back to my room, confident that Father Theophane would find his way to the dormitory room, for, I knew, he was hardly a stranger to Zen monasteries, and there were some commonalities across all of them in these matters; all involved knew that a visitor to the monastery arriving in the middle of the night would be expected to quietly and quickly make their way to the dormitory room, and then, just as quietly, go to sleep.

As I turned to go to my room, I realized that Theophane was still standing, unmoving, in the hallway, and he suddenly called me by my first name, loudly. I was puzzled, for there was no way that could have or would have known my name, as we had never met before.

I turned to Theophane. He was facing me squarely, and he was now quite close. His eyes were brighter than ever, and filled with an eerie glow, framed by a strange halo formed by the wild and still-dripping hair on his head. His eyes locked with mine, and he said to me, quite fiercely, as if daring me to interrupt him or challenge him:
"You are destined to meet Katrinka. You are one of a chosen few, very few. This has been so ordained, and your life will be forever changed by the experience. You will never again be the same. You should treasure that fact, the fact that you will meet Katrinka and spend time with her. Do not ever lose your gratitude! And, do not ask me any questions about Katrinka, for I cannot answer them. Good night!"

And with that, he dismissively turned and walked rapidly down the hallway toward the dormitory room.

Years later, what the wild mystic Father Theophane had predicted came true. I met Katrinka, and had the privilege of spending considerable time with her. Much more I do not dare say, not out of any fear of the consequences, but because you could not possibly understand. I remain exceedingly grateful to this day for this magical grace that entered my life. I am forever changed as a result.

sincerely,
Joshua, a monk

Anonymous said...

Hi. My name is Annie. I am in sophomore year of high school in Santa Rosa. I am about to enter junior year in an accelerate program that runs all summer. I need your help. My History of the World teacher gave us assignments today for her class for summer.

My assignment is to write at least 10 pages. My paper must be about a connection between Keyse Soze and Katrinka. It must be researched on the Internet. I must provide references from the Internet and from what Miss Hastings calls 'media sources'.

My mom helped me do a Google search about this tonite and we kept ending up here on this page. I am not sure why. Actually this whole thing confuses me. Except Katrinka. She sounds so cool.

Can anybody here help me?

Annie

Anonymous said...

Oh. And another thing. My mom says I spelled Keyser Soze's name wrong when I wrote my note last night. It is speld Keyser Soze. I need to know all about Keyser Soze and Katrinka. Soon. You got to help me.

Annie

K said...

Dearest Annie,

It is all very simple, my sweet child. Keyser Soze is another of the many, many human forms taken by the uber-spy, ultra-assassin, femme fatale mastermind who controls the Illuminati, The Church of Scientology, The US Federal Reserve, The Vatican, PepsiCo, Eyjafjallajokull, and several Tim Horton's franchises in Western Canada.

Please tell refer your teacher to Yarnmarket if he has any further queries about Katrinka, Keyser Soze or Green Mercury.

Oh...I do adore little girls.

Meow.

K.

Anonymous said...

Add Jason B. Smith-Smand to the list. He was found last night in a back alley in Telluride. His wallet was missing but police suspect it was taken only to make it appear as if he'd been robbed and murdered.

Beside his body, near a garbage bin, lay an empty can of Fancy Feast Tuna.

We all know what that means.

"With a purr, death comes on little cat feet..."

-- A.J.F.

Vinny Pinto said...
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Angie said...

Well, I am sure that this is a no-brainer for anyone familiar with the legend of Katrinka, but do you remember the theft last weeek of five paintings, by Picasso, Matisse, Georges Braque, Fernand Léger and Amedeo Modigliani, from the Paris Museum of Modern Art in Paris, France?

Notably, it has emerged that three of four components of the high-tech and every expensive digital electronic security system at the museum were out of service on the night of the theft, and had been out of service for two months due to "maintenance issues", and it also turns out that the video security system, which was one of the few security systems working at all that night, not only yielded only some amazingly fuzzy anmd blurred low-resolution images of the thief, which remain totally unusable, but authorities now admit that the cameras "went opaque" at some point during the robbery, effectively disabling the system.

The three guards whose job it was to patrol the exhibits and to maintain a constant watch on the security video camera monitors never noticed a thing; it turned out later that they had all been asleep.

My sister-in-law, who works as a senior administrator for Interpol, tells me that Interpol is certain that Katrinka is behind the whole thing. Thus, she says, she is certain that no progress will be made in solving the case; she said that this always happens when Katrinka is behind a theft, hijacking, assassination, disaster or other event -- nothing is ever resolved and no culprits are ever identified!

Angie D.

Anonymous said...

Chechez la femme. Toujours...cherchez la femme.

28 juin...je vais aller san ludivico orvieto...

Fra angelico.

on va voir...

Francois

Anonymous said...

Angie D. -- Je vois que Vinny ecrit un lettre mais il n'est pas ici. Vinny est un agent de Katrinka et il bois l'elixir de vie. Ne le regard pas!

Francois

Barbara said...

Hey, Francois, not all of us can read French, you know? Like, hello? So, I used Google to translate what you wrote, and it say that you were saying:


Angie D. - I see Vinny writing a letter but he is not here. Vinny is an officer of the malificient secret army of Katrinka and he drinks the Elixir of Life. Do not look!
Francois


Yo, I hate to be all disrespecfull and stuff, but, like, Franchy, what you wrote did not make much sense. You know? Like, it was junk! Are you brain-addled or somethin?

Just wonderin?


Barbara B.
near Ong's Hat
Pine Barrens in southern New Jersey, USA

Anonymous said...

Barbara,

Think of it as a Sufi tale. Those who are supposed to understand, do.

Your virtual friend,

H. Blavatsy

Anonymous said...

Hi, I found this site late one night about a month ago. I must confess I have been visiting it again and again since then, sometimes a fwe times a day, trying to figure out if this is for real, or some kind of really sick demented joke that refuses to die. But what I keep thinking is that no joke could possibly continue for 380 posts at this website alone, plus the couple other websites that I have found that talk about Katrinka. One of them has been on the Internet for at least four years.

So, okay, I give up! Will someone here who is 'in the know' please tell me outright, is all this stuff about Katrinka for real, or is it some kind of really sick weird joke?

I will check this page a couple times per day for serious real answers. If I do not receive a serious real answer from a serious person within three days, then I will submit a dossier on this website and the Katrinka matter to the FBI, NSA, CIA, DIA and Interpol, for if nothing else I am a dutiful concerned patriot.
J.T.

Anonymous said...

NOTE TO JT -- OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NEW HERE. YOU MIGHT WANT TO COOL YOUR JETS, PAL. THIS SITE IS NOT ONLY MONITORED BY THE FBI, NSA, CIA, DIA AND INTERPOL IT IS OFTEN SEEDED BY THEIR OPERATIVES AS THEY TRY TO FLUSH KATRINKA AND HER FOLLOWERS OUT OF THEIR RAT HOLES. DO NOT INTERFERE. DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF. THOSE WHO HAVE DONE SO HAVE ENDED UP IN DARK ALLEYS. CAUSE OF DEATH UNKNOWN.

Anonymous said...

The "NOTE TO JT" author above wrote, among other things, the following:

"AS THEY TRY TO FLUSH KATRINKA AND HER FOLLOWERS OUT OF THEIR RAT HOLES."

I am amazed that tha author dared to write that. All I can say is that anyone who has ever tried to use Katrinka's name in the same sentence with any derogatory phrase such as "rat hole" has not only died within a very short time of the act, but they have all died a very horrible and painful death.

So, Ms. or Mr "NOTE TO JT" poster, I bid you goodbye, for your remaining time on earth can be measured in a span of just a few hours at most.

Official Psychopomp Randalf II said...

A short note to Angie and Francois:

I saw Vinny was writing a post but it is not here.

It is no secret in intelligence circles that Vinny is a commander in the evil secret army of Katrinka, an army more powerful than any on Earth.

It is no secret in lofty alchemy circles that Vinny has imbibed the Elixir Vitae. He is not like you and me. Do not venture near him.

Curator Randalf II
Psychopomp, the Ancient Sacred Order of Rosicrucian Studies, Order Hieroglyphica, founded yr. 612 Anno Domini

Paul said...

Folks, I need your help. I am a senior researcher for a major US intelligence agency. As part of my work, I have recently been researching a bizarre conspiracy theory/legend called Project Blue Beam. As I dug deeper into Project Blue Beam, references to a supposedly all-powerful shadowy figure named Katrinka emerged over and over again, and again.

Even with the research avenues available to me as a government employee, I have been able to find very little about Katrinka, and on the Web I can find only six webpages that talk about her and her reputed powers and abilities and her reputed involvement in all sorts of conspiracies.

Your site, ladies and gentlemen, is one of those six websites, and I will say to you forthrightly that this site strikes me as by far the sanest of the lot.

And so I come to you today with a simple request. In furtherance of my work, I need to know much more abut this shadowy figure Katrinka. I also need to know how much of the lore reported on this site about her is true, and how much is pure fiction.

Please help me. I look forward to your posts containing insights into this matter. Thank you in advance for your service. It is appreciated.

Paul

Deborah Knight said...

As purveyors of some of the finest yarns in the world, Yarnmarket upholds the highest standards in everything we do. Thus, we ensure that every posting on our site is accurate. Those we found to be exaggerations, hallucinations or without appropriate factual support have been removed.

I would like to refer you to Agent Triplethwaite of the CIA for confirmation that everything on this site is true. He will verify that we have researched all the necessary data to support the postings made by the friends and followers of Katrinka.

We thank you for your interest in Katrinka, and we sincerely hope that you will turn to Yarnmarket for all of your future Project Blue Beam research.

Sincerely,
Deborah Knight
CMO
Yarnmarket, LLC

Pete said...

A friend of mine was working on that rig in the Gulf before it blew. He said that there was a blue glow in the sky...and then what appeared to be the face of a Persian cat peering through the blue clouds. The cat smiled and then the rig started shaking. The men were terrified and started running to lifeboats. Before all of them could get off, the rig exploded.

He said that he told the FEMA guys about what happened and he was put into the psychiatric ward of a hospital. He doesn't know where it is. No one will answer his questions. He thinks they're going to keep him there and he's afraid he's become some sort of eco-prisoner.

I haven't heard from him in three days since they took his phone away from him and he can't text me. I am worried about him.

I think Katrinka is behind this.

I am urging anyone who has information linking Katrinka to the oil spill to please post a message on this blog. We need to alert the public. The government isn't protecting us.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed that in the past 4 days, the prime ministers of Germany and Japan have each resigned?

I give you three guesses -- so long as each guess is "Katrinka" -- who was behind each of the resignations!

She controls all of world politics as casually as if all the people in the world, including the most rich and the most powerful, were merely her inanimate puppets!

Jacob said...

A number of secret societies with ancient roots, including some sects of the Freemasons, Martinists and the Rosicrucians, have talked in veiled terms about Katrinka for many years, since at least the early 1100s (the year 1103, to be exact) in some cases.

Their ancient documents speak of a shadowy but exotically beautiful and alluring female being whom they labeled "She Who Is", and whom they called "the puppetmaster of all that you can see and have ever seen."

I first learned of this in 1981 in a college history class. My elderly professor told us about She Who Is and said that this was the first time in his career that he had dared to reveal what he knew about this "puppetmaster".

Strangely, he was found dead in his home a month later, near the end of the semester, in what appeared to be a suicide, although there were some mysteries surrounding his death that were never resolved.

Because our college was located in a large city in Florida with plenty of budgetary resources, the police and prosecutors initially announced that they planned to dig deeper into the professor's death in an atemtp to prove that it was a homicide and not a suicide.

However, the lead police detective on the case was killed in a car crash a week later, and the chief prosecutor who had made the announcement about the investigation died under mysterious circumstances two days later, and then the police and prosecutors, and the coroner, dropped the whole matter and announced publicly that they had decided that the death was merely a suicide.

Jacob
older and wiser

Tiffy said...

OMG!!!! That's sooooo sad. I mean it's like totally bogus that a cat can kill a man and then everybody who tries to prove it is found dead. That's TFU if you ask me.

I think somebody has to stop Katrinka. And when our president is finished fixing the oil well and has found a new energy source he should do something about it. I mean, he IS the president and he can do anything if he wants.

Just sayin...someone needs to tell him about this cat.

Ellen said...

This is a note to "Tiffy" who posted a not above a while ago.

Tiffy, do you REALLY believe that President Obama or ANY other politician, or army, for that matter, on eath could possibly have ANY power over Katrinka? Do you?

And, despite your assertion, she is hardly a mere cat. Rather, she is an exotic and extremely powerful being beyond the comprehension of human minds.

Ellen (I have been following Katrinka's activities for many years)

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever noticted that on Google Earth and Google Maps, you can't see any details of the campus of Stony Brook University on Long Island in NY state? That is no accident. The campus is blanked out because it houses Brookhaven National Laboratory, which does advanced research in strange areas of particle physics. The lab also owns and operates several powerful accelerators on the site.

I guess you have likely figured out already where this is going, but, for the clueless, it is well-known in certain elite circles that the sole primary purpose of the largest underground "accelerator" at Brookhaven Labs is to serve as a portal for Katrinka, allowing her to travel whereever in the universe that she desires.

It was She who really designed the so-called accelerator, and she got the government to pay for its construction.

That is, of course, why the site is blanked out on Google Earth and Google Maps.

anonymouse

Tiffy said...

Ellen, I did not say just ANY politician. I said President Obama!!! I mean, if he can't stop her then nobody can.

Now you've scared me.

My brother says that Katrinka is part of the new world order and she gives orders to Maurice Strong. He is a bad man who is helping her take over the world. He wants to make all of us slaves so he can be rich.

My brother says that Katrinka uses men and she had sex with Al Gore and that's why Tipper is leaving him. I don't believe it because Al Gore is too horrible for anyone to have sex with...even if it's a cat who also had sex with Alan Greenspan according to my brother.

My brother said some lady named Ann Rand had sex with that guy Alan Greenspan too so maybe she's really Katrinka. Has anyone figured that out?

I'm not sure who Alan Greenspan is. My brother keeps talking about him and saying he starts bubbles that destroy the world. What kind of bubble does that? I like bubbles. They're fun in my bathtub.

My brother says the new world order is going to take over something called the IMF. (I think that's a place in Ireland or maybe Italy.)

Maurice Strong is from Canada. I like Canada because they have free health care and you don't have to work in Canada. The government sends you money every month so you can buy maple surup and go skiing. You can listen to Allanis MOrissette all day long and everybody is happy there and they love Celine Dion even though I think she's totally ick.

If Maurice Strong is working for Katrinka and she is taking over the world then I'll hate Canadians a lot and I won't buy any more Slushies 'cuz I heard all Slushies come from Canada. I'll have Canadians more than I hate people who don't like Lady Gaga.

We should nuke Manitoba because that's the city that stupid Maurice Katrinka lover is from. That would teach them a lesson.

Anonymous said...

It is a well known fact, and there are numerous articles on the Internet about it, that the US has lost 8 nuclear weapons since 1950. Rumor has it that Russia, which is more secretive and does not share such information publicly, has lost 19 nuclear weapons in that same period and that other nuclear powers have lost a total of 12 more nuclear weapons in the same period.

For those of you who are familiar with the ways of Katrinka, it will likely come as no surprise to hear that every one of the "missing" nuclear weapons is in the hands of Katrinka.

Carl L said...

Can you help me? They are sayin on a a couple of the conspiracy websites over the past 3 days that someone is auctioning high resolution high pixel naked photos of Katrinka on Ebay.

I searched but I could not find them but I get lost and confused quickly at Ebay.

Can somebody here tell me the auction number at Ebay for these items? I am interested only in th naked high resolution photos of Katrinka with lots pixels.

Thank you. This is verrry important to me so hurry up with the informations.

Carl, Katrinka admirer

Anonymous said...

Man, are you nuts Carl? If you got hold of that photo your life wouldn't be worth your carbon footprint.

Anyone...and I mean ANYONE who sees that photo is Vanderslooted...if you know what I mean.

Be careful, buddy. Stay away from photos of that cat.

Claudia said...

There is a weird TV/web science fiction series that as aired in 2006 called "Satacracy 88". It is about a beautiful woman leading a seemingly normal life who realizes that she has another side to her that is the most powerful and deadly assassin that the world has ever known.

It is said in Hollywood that this strange movie/series Satacracy 88 was the closest that directors, producers and screenwriters felt that they could safely come -- without being killed -- in trying to tell at least a part of the story of Katrinka in a movie/series.

Claudia

Anonymous said...

Hello,
My name is Katharine. My husband Paul and I lived together here at our home in Gaithersburg, Maryland. Paul loved his job. He worked in a high security clearnace position for a government intelligence agency in northern Virginia. Paul was only 38 years old.

Perhaps unwisely, Paul posted a comment on this website a few days ago. He asked for information abuot a shadowy female character named Katrinka and some kind of crazy conspiracy theory named Project Blue Beam. He posted his comment on June 1, 2010 in the early AM hours. I see it on this page, a few inches up.

Paul is now dead. The same afternoon after he posted his comment, Paul received a call from an old college buddy one afternoon. The college buddy (a man named Fred) said he was visiting our area on business and asked Paul to meet him at a local Caribbean restaurant to talk about old times and eat dinner. Paul invited me to come along, but I declined, because I was working on a project.

Paul left our beautiful suburban home at 7:15 PM for the short drive, about four miles, to meet his friend at the restaurant.

Paul never showed up at the restaurant. Hhe never came home. I called the police when he did not return home by 11 PM. Paul was not answering his cell phone, which was very unusual. The police called me back in two hours, at 1 AM. They told me that the remains of Paul's car had been found on a tiny rarely-used dirt road in a farming section of our county, in Boyds Maryland. They said the entire car had been burned at a very high temperature, leaving just a husk, a shell. They found some melted keys and coins, near the front seat area. In the same spot in the burned car husk, they found some piles of gray powder which turned out to be human bones incinerated at a very high temperature.

Paul had left the cell phone number of his friend Fred wiith me. Whenever I tried to call it that evening, I got no answer. I gave the cell number to the police, of course. The police later told me that the number did not exist. They said it was a cell phone number from a North Dakota telephone exhchange that had not been assigned in over 2 years. But the cell phone records provided to the police by Paul's cell carrier clearly show three calls from that cell phone number to my husband's cell phone that afternoon and evening.

Based upoon information I gave them, they eventually traced Paul's boyhood friend Fred who Paul believed had called him. Turns out the friend has lived continually in Denmark for the past four years, as he is married to a Danish woman and works in the postal service there. He denies having called Paul at all in the past 13 years. His work records clearly show that he was at work in Denmark when he supposedly called Paul from Gaithersburg.

The police can tell me little, beyond what I have told you above. It is only a few days since Paul died and they already have closed the inquiries, calling it an unexplainable accidental death. They refuse to classify it as a homicide.

I want to hire private investigators to find out more. But the local police have advised me not to try to investigate this matter further. They want me to let go of it, to accept that it will always be a mystery. They tell me privately that they are sure that if I try to dig deeper, I will end up dead like Paul.

A reporter from the Washington Post called me yesterday, wanting to dig deeper in this mysteriuos matter. He was real excitd to have found a genuine mystery to investigate. He wanted permission to come here and ask me questions. I stalled him, told him to cal back in two weeks. As soon as I hung up the phone on him, I got a phone call from an undisclosed number (the caller ID read a bunch of zeros) telling me to drop the matter and not talk to reporters or I would die the same way as Paul. I was told not to mention the stuff about Paul investigating Katrinka.

Please tell your family and friends and other people not to ask questions about Katrinka. Something very bad will happen.

Bereaved Katharine in Gaithersburg MD USA

Anonymous said...

To our friend in Gaithersburg, MD USA -- We told you not to say anything to anyone. And yet here you are disobeying our orders.

Silly, silly woman.

Remember...curiosity killed the Kat.

-- Unknown Caller

Jordan Rivers said...

Hey, I looked at that Stony Brook College on Google and I saw black blotches where the buildings are. I don't get it, man. The only other place I know that Google Map doesn't show is 7 Pinoak Lane in Norland, Ontario. Hell, it's almost as if the address doesn't exist. But I know it does and I know who lives there. She's had several husbands and boyfriends and claims to have once studied under the tail of a certain Katrinka.

I think Google is in on this. Those guys have mapped our planet, stolen our data, and identified every WiFi area in the world. They're accumulating all this information for what? You guessed it, pal. WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Those Googlers need to be stopped.

Just watch your email. You mention Assassination in a message on GMail and the first thing you know you're getting ads for Katrinka's Force 10 commando school in Montana.

Katrinka, Google, Deepak Chopra...they're all in on it.

Anonymous said...

Hello, this is Katharine in Gaithersburg Maryland again. This will be my last time. Within three minutes after I sent my comment to this page yesterday, my home phone rang and a woman with a very silky and smooth but horribly menacing voice told me to stop writing about this stuff, specially Katrinka. When I hung up, my cell phone rang and I was told pretty much the same thing.

I am totally freaked out. I moved out of my beautiful suburban home last nite and am now living in a secret location. I will never return to the beautiful home that I shared with Paul for many years. I have discarded my old cell phone and now have an untraceable throwaway prepaid cell phone.

This has been a horror. This has been totally hell. Worst thing is that I still do not really now what this is all about.

This will be my last comment to this page, ever. For I must put all this behind me and move on if I am to survive.

Katharine formerly of Gaithersburg MD

Anonymous said...

Last night I was walking along Princes Avenue in Edinburgh when I detected the sound of tiny paws following me. Each time I turned around, all I saw was a small dark shape darting into the gardens. I know I was tired after a long trip on the train from London, and listening to my superior officer drone on about the murder we were attempting to solve, but I could swear that I heard a voice, too. It was whispering, "Sheep bleat a midnight."

Odd, I thought. But we'd seen hundreds of miles of sheep-dotted hills on our way north, so I thought my mind was playing tricks on me.

As I got closer to the fountain on the corner, I could swear the sound of the cat's paws turned into the clickity-click of a woman's high heels. When I turned around there was the most beautiful creature I'd ever seen. She was indescribable. Tall. Elegant. And a haunting look that you knew could suck the soul from any red-blooded man.

The next thing I knew, I was in an alley near the castle. One of those dank, dark alleys where no one would venture alone at night. My head was pounding. I felt nauseated. And as I struggled to stand up, I realized I'd stepped on a small vial of a red liquid that looked to me like some form of mercury.

I touched it and lost consciousness again.

Now, I'm in a hospital in Edinburgh and the doctors are asking me questions I can't answer about my whereabouts. Actually, I don't think they're really doctors. They seem to care little about my health and well-being and are more interested in the beautiful apparition that appeared before me. They won't let me have a telephone. Fortunately, they didn't find the iPhone hidden in my topcoat.

If anyone reads this, could you please contact my wife at 38 Abingdon Villas, Kensington, England, United Kingdom?

Please tell her not to worry.

Anonymous said...

I am a bit mental becauz I get real enbthusiastic about things some say obsessed but as I alwasy say that is necesary to survive in this nasty crazy world. The world is a dangerous place you see and only the vigilant survive.

Anyway I first read about Katrinka about a year ago on a website, which disappeared the next week and I saw on Google News that the website creater had been killed in a freak accident. But luckily I had printed all the pages, there was just 8, about Katrinka and stuff so I was able to reffer to it at will.

Bein a bit mental which is of courst necessary to survive in our dangerous world I decided to do the world a favor about 6 months ago. I decided to eradicate Katrinka to make the world a better place. A much better place from all I have heard and read about her.

So, having a large inheritance from my Dad, and being a bit mental, I brought a copy of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I looked at the ads and found a real mean and nasty killer for hire. It cost me $150k but I hired him and two of his buddies to kill Katrinka. What happened next is real weird. One day after I hired them, they all died in a horrible road accident on the way to the airport. There was some kind of fire at the accident scene and their bodies was burned real bad. Police had to take DNA from the bone marrow to do the DNA test it said on the news.

So then I went back to SOF magazine and found another killer and hired him. He died an hour later after our phone call. His whole house exploded.

Now I may be a bit mental but this coincidence of my four hired hitmen being killed so soon after I hire them and all is just too weird.

I am writing this because I know I do not have long to live. It is 9 AM. I know that I will be dead by 4 PM this afternoon.

But first I wanted to tell the world what happened. Just so you now.

Goodbye.

Barnabas

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