I know that you're just a tad obsessed with boobs and soft-core porn, but could you please spend a few minutes studying grammar? Your TV commercials should not say, "There's 5 more ways..."
They should say, "There are 5 more ways..."
I'll give you a pass on the rule that anything under the number ten should be spelled out in full because I think that you rarely count over two.
"One boob. Two boobs. That's it. All done. Why continue counting?"