I've been thinking a lot about the yarn I have left over from all my projects. I couldn't figure out what to do with 10 yards of this or 5 yards of that and I hate to see it go to waste. So I've made a decision. I'm going to put it to good use while I perform a much-needed public service.
I'm going to knit underpants for all those Hollywood fashionistas who spend so much money on their Fendi bags and Gucci dresses that they can't afford to buy underpants.
Sure, they might be a little bit thick and warm...but I figure bulky weight, 100% merino underpants are better than no underpants at all.
Most of these over-exposed young ladies are anorexic anyway, so the bulk might at least give them some illusion of hips.